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Chapter VII
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me.The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me.The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right
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Chapter VII
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me.The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side...
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me.The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side...
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Chapter VII
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me.The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me.The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock
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Chapter VII
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me.The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me.The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems
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Chapter VII
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me.The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me.The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to
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Chapter VII
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me.The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me.The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be
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Chapter VII
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me.The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me.The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive
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Chapter VII
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me.The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me.The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and
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Chapter VII
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me.The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me.The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving
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Chapter VII
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me.The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me.The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think
01:57 Sun 1 May 11 (BST) [Link]
Chapter VII
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me.The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me.The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it
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Chapter VII
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me.The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me.The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has
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Chapter VII
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me.The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me.The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil
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Chapter VII
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me.The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me.The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties
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Chapter VII
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me.The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me.The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..
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As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me.The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me.The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's
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As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me.The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas!
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me.The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas!
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As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me.The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me.The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph
You lot arnt funny
15:42 Thu 21 Jul 11 (BST) [Link]
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me.The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me.The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly
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