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Chapter VII
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangeroo steaming turds but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangeroo steaming turds but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried
14:47 Fri 18 Mar 11 (GMT) [Link]
Chapter VII
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangeroo steaming turds but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangeroo steaming turds but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls
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Chapter VII
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangeroo steaming turds but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangeroo steaming turds but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and
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Chapter VII
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangeroo steaming turds but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangeroo steaming turds but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking
14:46 Mon 21 Mar 11 (GMT) [Link]
Chapter VII
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangeroo steaming turds but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangeroo steaming turds but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
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Chapter VII
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangeroo steaming turds but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangeroo steaming turds but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That
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Chapter VII
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangeroo steaming turds but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangeroo steaming turds but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was
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Chapter VII
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangeroo steaming turds but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangeroo steaming turds but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the
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Chapter VII
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangeroo steaming turds but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangeroo steaming turds but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last
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Chapter VII
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw
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Chapter VII
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house
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Chapter VII
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on
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Chapter VII
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire
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Chapter VII
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good
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Chapter VII
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work
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Chapter VII
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on
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Chapter VII
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing
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Chapter VII
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my
13:45 Sat 23 Apr 11 (BST) [Link]
Chapter VII
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames
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