Four days past and not one post
On this here great thread,
Thinking caps on, pen in ya hand
Make words up in your head!



Durr thats crap!

Come on guys

Calm yourself and take 2secs
Theres no point in getting vexed
Ill write this if you reply
You know I get poem shy

But thats ok cos I will try
Try and keep ur spirits high
Even though im really crap
Only poems, Not with my jap

WOO WOOOOOO Pitty!


Anyone else??

No! Just me again...

Friday's here and came by fast
Better make my time here last
Drinkin, Laffin, Playin pool
Smokin on my table stood

Smiling for no reason yet
Even tho nobody's wet
I love to sit and think of crap
Takes me back to bad boy "brap"

Chicken Tika is on my mind
But sober me I dred to find
I love larfing at absolutely NAFF!
Tho calm will come when returns the gaff

So I tell ya now, Just laff untill blue
Cos once she sniffs, she'll punish you
And when she does just drink even more
At the end of the day, It'll be her out the door

Ta-Darrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Fab that bab! Hahaha, do some more )) ((




I say i'll never drink again
When im lying here in pain
Then come the following Friday night
Im ready and raring and looking alright (:P)

Off to town with the girls i go
Start off good, drinking slow
A couple downed i need more
Wanting to swing it on the dancefloor!

So who am i to say no
When the drink just starts to flow
Go on then, fill my glass
Oh god i look no longer class!

Next day hangovers make me feel bad
Though the drinking was fun and mad
But this pounding sound in my head
Has made me have to stay in bed

Woo love em you 2 more more more pls :)

I like a drink,
I must agree
But when i'm on funky
I should stick to tea

It lands me in trouble
Every saturday night
I will agrgue with everyone
And think that i'm right.

Come the next morning
I get out of my bed
the memories come back
of what I have said

Theres only one thing to do
When I log in the next day
deney everything
Its the only way.

LMAO! Love that hahaha

Been online for hours on end
Browsing sites going round the bend
No where near tired, i cant sleep
I'm not even attepting to count sheep!

So here i am on this here thread
While listening to music sat on my bed
No poem planned just typing away
Hoping it rhymes come what may

Haha Good poem

Its 4.55
And my day begins here
I'm not feeling great
After I drunk too much beer

I logged into funky
As I normaly do
To say morning to chaos
And blink sometimes too

But alas shes not there
where could she be
She always on funky
To say good morning to me

Oh well never mind
What can I do
She might be in bed
With her inflatable roo

HAHAHA More More!!!!!!!!

lol billmore

I have a confession

I sleep with me roo,
what can i say ,its what
us aussie like to do .

I blow him up everyday,
and where i do it ,
i really can't say,
but a man would never complain, haha

I giggle and laugh ,
with him every day even
when he farts in the bath.

Unlike a man
he does'nt give me cheek
as me blow up roo doesn't speak.

Taaa Daaa

sad but its all i could think of

Wow what a poem
Thats as bad as Ive heard
It dosn't really rhyme
And the humours absurd

I will give you some advise
If its OK with you
Stay in your bed
With your Inflatable roo.

i will take ur advice
as rank as it is
even tho it's off a flid
am off to bed
to sh_g me roo
and i know
your wishing it's you.


does that rhyme ???

:O Ya cant say that here!! PMSL!

Good poems haha!

Chaos, yours remind me of the ones cheeky_chops used to do, hahah they didnt rhyme much but they made me PMSL

Awww come back Jill :)


Poem thread returns once more
Thanks to chaos and billmore
They made me actually smile
Lets keep thread going for a while

Hey, billmore
You're a bloody top-notch bloke
And when I say youre cheeky
I mean every single word

So ya bum is on the big side
I don't mind a bit of flab
It means that when I'm ready
There's somethin there to grab

So your belly isn't flat no more
I tell ya, I don't care
So long as when I cuddle ya
I can get my arms round there

No bloke who is your age
Has nice perky pecs
Yurs just gave into gravity
But I know ya did ya best

Im tellin ya the truth now
I never tell ya lies
I think its very sexy
That youve got dimples on ya thighs


No matter what u look like
I'll always like ya dear
Now shut up while the footballs on
And fetch another beer.


LOL

Lmao,

theres noway you did that, lol noway.

Gave me a good laugh tho.

We will be having words mrs.

I know you didn't write that
And we both know that is true
Your poems never rhyme at all
There hopeless just like you.

What you talking about willis ?