Hahaha Chaos, keep them coming STS!


Good one Billy boy!!


Title for Kirk (or anyone else that wants to do one)

Erm...oooohhhh im out partying tonight soooo the title is

*Drumrolls*

PARTY/IES!!!

On paulas birthday, as you see,
These little boys have come to tea.
But, oh! how very sad to tell!
They have not been behaving well.
For here they took a single bite,
They all began to scold and fight.

The little boy whose name was Ned,
He wanted jelly on his bread;
The little boy whose name was Sam,
He vowed he would have damson jam;
The little boy whose name was Phil
Said, "I'll have honey! Yes--I--Will!"

BUT
The little boy whose name was Paul,
While they were quarrelling, ate it all.

lmao :S random one there paula

:O:O That was fab Mufty

Starkle, starkle, little twink,
Who the hell you are I think.
Im not under what they call
The alcofluence of incohol.

Im not drunk as thinkle peep,
Im just a little slort of sheep.
Tee martoonis make a guy
Fool so feelish, dont know why.

Rally dont know whos me yet
The drunker I stay the longer I get
So just one more to full my cup,
Ive all day sober to Sunday up!

HAHAHAH I love that Craz

*announces his retirement on live television and hands ina retirement form*

Currently guessing on Blankety Blankety
Currently thinking that Ant is a Crank
Cant get the answer its getting me mad
But doing a poem about its just sad!!

and naw youve got it
i thought was hard
maybe next time
it will be _______ card

Ha ha nice one Ant!


Try and guess mine if you can
Maybe u cant cos ur a man
Ha im joking just having fun
Now get back to BB Go! Run!!

ha i had it
it was easy
look at mine
card i used see

Yes ive saw it and ive guessed
Dont think am right, tried my best
You dont do easy ones do you?
I might need a clue or two!!

its not that easy
or not to hard
im looking for something
that goes with card

I'm trying Ant i really am
An its got me thinkin DAM
Few more guesses ill give you
Then am gunna need some clue

Classic

Once again this threads slowed down
Upon my face you'll see a huge frown
But as long as im here, i say it no lie
Theres defo no way ill let this thread die !!

It means way way to much to me
Started way back by a boy named Ste
A poem he'd do each day without fail
And to this day sends them via email

There was also other greats on here
Who's poems they brought good cheer
Some they were short, some were sweet
Some about girls and some about feet

Some had meanings some did not
Some done one verse some done a lot
No matter how many i have read
Theres some special ones in my head

So come on poets do a few lines
Maybe an ode any that rymes
Anything just to keep this thread here
The thread that justsumgirl holds dear

Just been browsing this thread and found some great ones from way back... :)



I love to sit down and log onto the net
I rush to the funkypool site
Another poem to write, in my mind it is set
No abuse or foul language, writing on through the night

Click once into forums, then on to fun and games
Look for the thread which i love
Look at reply's but first look at their names
Then reply once yourself to the one thats above.

Its seems theres a trio, Swing, Paula and I
A love for the poetry written
More and more rhymes, as the days go by
With this thread full of poems -i am truly smitten

But if theres one thing i want, truly one thing
Concerning one person who sits on the shelf,
It would make my day, i would dance and sing!
If Paula, Please Paula! would write one herself.


^^^ Posted 16:57 Mon 20 Mar 06 by mr_guevara

As i was strolling on a day that was grand
I saw in the distance a big brass band
Wondering why they were there i went for a peek
but when i arrived they did nothing but speak
Of a wonderous contraption, that travels for miles
With comfortable seats placed in a nice single file
Mirrors that shine and windows that gleam
The perfect motor, or so it would seem
For it belongs to someone who knows nothing of cars
Someone who we believe came from mars
Its justsumgurl, yes shes back again
asking for poems which we do to entertain
this one's about her car, the wonderous thing
Covered in pink dice, air fresheners and bling
She drives every day, all about the place
With a huge cheeky grin all over her face
Others stand with an envious stare
As she rushes past, which messes their hair


Posted 23:24 Sat 25 Mar 06 by squeezy

All was calm and peacefull
As we were paintin the room
Music playing in background
As we brightned up the gloom

Then suddenely he swore loud
And i spun right around
At first i just stood openmouthed
And never made one sound

But then i burst out laughing
As i stood looking at him
He'd only just gone and kicked
The tray the paint was in!

I thought it was amusing
His foot was now all white
He was fuming as i laughed
But god he looked a sight!

Only he could do that though
Cos at times he's really dim
I really nearly wet myself
Cos it was right in front of him!

An argument and joke later
All thats left for me to say
Is when you start to decorate
Stay clear of the paint tray!!


True story that i was pmslllllllllll

NASTY!!!

Haha Great poem bab! You should do more

:O cha mean nasty?? (He said that too, well swore and called me all kinds :O LOL)

I could'nt help it!
I was saying to meself.."Paula, Eff sake dont laff hold it in you can do it" ....

BUT I COULD'NT HAHAHAHAHA