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Yo pitty,how do you do,
Im really pleased,
You didnt meant to,
Push me of that cliff
I would of got up,
And gave you a push,
With a clip across your lug
So all i can say its agood job
You gave me an Hug instead of a push







There you go Flange ive done a jills poem for Fat get

oi...........watch it, my name was cliff
ill set my m8 on you, hes called biff
but dont sit on my fat head
cos my new name is ed



oh poo

Keep 'em coming guys!!!

My Laptop!

I love my laptop, it is great!
Never could i have a dislike for it, or hate,
It's so pwetty and shiny too,
And hey, look! it lets me talk to you!
It's great in my room, outside or in the living room,
If you saw all its great features i expect you'd swoon,
Don't have to share with my annoying brother,
I can play pool without the sight of another family member,
It's so silent when it is on,
I love my laptop, it's the best, bar none!
Expect in summer, a spaceship it really sounds like,
It even has one of those pointless mic's!
Although it's great, the fan burns my left leg,
For it to never crash or have problems i do beg,
But i still love it, because it lets me talk to the person i adore most,
I love my laptop i'm sorry, but i just have to boast!

Title

Please i ask you, can you give me a title?
So i can have something to do instead of sit idle,
I like creating poems, i find them quite fun,
And it keeps me from burning out in the summer sun,
If you give me a title, i'll post a poem,
And in your mind i csuppose you can judge 'em,
Please give me a title and i'll create,
Some poems for you to hopefully not berate!
I'll wait for some poems and hope for someone,
To give me one, so i can have some fun

A couple of great poems there Mel, seems you've been holding out on us!

Haha not really, just a way to kill five minutes as i was waiting for someone to show up

Haha well if you can come up with those in 5 minutes, you should be waiting for that person more often!

I am! a lot of the time i'm waiting for them, it's just that i don't have title in my head to create poems with as i wait for them aaaalllll the time

Haha ooh that's not nice of them keeping you waiting so much, you should complain! And you just happened to have 2 titles this time? If you can come up with a whole poem or two, a title should be a cinch!

Haha i would, but i know they're busy, and it's not their fault i have very little to do, but wait for them Yes well i was on my laptop, and didn't have a title for another poem, so those were easy!.. ahh but the difficulty is coming up with something to do a poem about!

Oh well in that case I suppose it's not so bad, though they should still realise that being with you is more important! You can always be busy some other time after all... Haha aren't you always on your laptop? It could be a source of inspiration for you! I suppose, so then keep trying to think of things so you do have something to do!

Haha! ooh well i don't think so, i think they're busy because they have to be because it's important and i totally understand that! Yes i am.. but for some reason the idea to do a poem on it didn't hit me until yesterday so.. it hasn't been much of an inspirationHaha thanks for that, very helpful(!)

Well then they should need to be busy at times where you can't be waiting for them, or don't they know what they're missing out on?! Haha well surely from now on it will be? That initial spark would've set off hundreds of ideas! Well sorry, but if you can't think of anything to do how can you expect me to for you?!

Haha i think it's a lot to ask of a person to ask them to be busy around times that are convenient for me! :O .. besides, it's not like i mind waiting for them.. haha i'm sure they can figure out what they're missing out on, they're quite intelligentBut how? i'll just have more poems about my laptop then won't i?.. i don't think it could set me off to do more different ones Haha i don't know! you're helpful sometimes, i was hoping you'd be now

Haha well have you tried asking them to find out if they mind? Well you should, your time is precious and it seems their wasting it! Obviously not that intelligent if they insist on missing out on it So? There's nothing wrong with having one source of inspiration for a while, maybe you'll move on to something else from there, like the internet or something? Well I'm sorry but that was as helpful as I could be...

No i haven't asked them, but i never would! i'd feel too guilty for making them do so, even if they said they wouldn't mind, i couldn't do it :$Haha but that's not true! my time isn't precious! i have an endless supply of it from what i've found Haha i think they still are! besides, it's not like they're missing out on muchHaha of course! things inside of the laptop! still a course of inspiration just different?Haha aww it's okay, if you were trying to be helpful, i'm sowwie

Oh but if you don't ask them they won't know to be busy when it's convenient for you! what if they didn't just not mind, but really thought it was a good diea to do it that way? You're depriving them of the chance! Oh but it is, nobody has an endless supply - you have to take time out to sleep for example! Well maybe they've managed to fluke seeming intelligent so far? Oh but they are, missing out on time with the most wonderful person imaginable! Yep, and from the internet you can go almost anywhere - and all thanks to your laptop! Oh but I've given you a false impression of my helpfulness, so really I'm the one who should be sorry!

OH GOD NO! Plzzzzzz i cant cope with you pair rambling on this thread too!! LOL!



GREAT POEMS MEL Moreeeeee Moreeeeeeeeeeee

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Any more mel