Right thats it!!! Enoughs Enough!I need a beer.

*Hops into speedboat and revs up the engine*

*Pulls engine cord....brrrrrrrrmmmmm brrrrrrmmmmm phut phut *curses and pulls again* brrrrrrrrrrrruuummmmmmmm YAYYYYY zooms towards land.....WOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO

*uses hand as a visor to shade the sun and thinks to himself*
whos that nutter speeding towards shore?

*stands up then falls down again*

oooer my legs are drunk

*gets back up and waves arms frantically in a warning manner*

*Zooms into the bay leaving 4 feet waves in his wake creating havoc amongst the wind surfers*

*Shouts*.......Yeah and the same to you with brass nobs on, ya git!!

*Moors up boat and wanders up the beach.....whilst being ogled by the local totty*

*Waves and shouts* Woooohoooooooo tidsy me ol mate....get me out a cold one !!

*watches 4 foot waves heading towards his beach patio and is grateful he built a defence system from made boaterbikers......spots a familiar face running towards him and spots what appears to be stella......waves arms aloft and shouts*

STELLAAAAAAAA OVER HERE MATE, DONT STOP FOR THE WOMEN MATE, THEY ARE ALL LADIES TOUTING FOR CUSTOM


*glares evily at the ladies who have turned this idylic area into a road of ill-repute and lowered house prices.......grabs a easy chair and opens cool,box to reach for a cold one*

Edited at 09:22 Tue 10/06/08 (BST)

(lmao reading that back)

*Storms off to have a shower,cos stell just left her and Jill there and didnt invite us* pfffft

*ties her hair back and.....ARGHHHHHH...cos looked in the mirra ready to cleanse face and saw a big black circle round me eye*!!! (Lmao Stell u tart)

*Returns on deck and relaxs with a drink...looking over to land at STELLY and BALDY BLAH*

*Wakes up on the beach*

Jeesuss Tiddler, what the hell were we drinking last night eh? i got a mouth like a bottom of a birdcage (And NO i did not have a Cockatoo in there last night either)....!!

*Stands up and runs straight into the sea to liven up*

(PMSLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL@ THAT)

*shouts to stella in a mancunian/aussie accent*

Strewth cor blimey mate dont go to close to tha god damn sea bed them Irwin killers are about blue...sorted!

*puts bacon on*

Edited at 10:07 Wed 11/06/08 (BST)

*wakes, showers, dresses, heads on deck..ahhhhhh no mess, all peaceful makes her self some toast and sits in the sun*






*Watches from the ship as tids cooks and Stell swims*

*Hears Tiddler screaming and swims frantically back to shore*

Thanks matey forgot about those little stingy type blighters....!!

Ohhhhhh *sniffs* good man.....slightly crispy, between 2 pieces of toast, and brown sauce if you please,me ol' mucka.

*Flops on beach and waves to his Paula on the ship*

Woooooooooooooooooohooooooooooooooo

*tosses stella a witch shaped in wet sand holding onto the bacon butty*

well...............you did ask for a bacon sandwhich.......

*shakes up a bottle of cheap and nasty lager to waste, and opens it and allows the pressure to fountain it on stella.......sits back, feet up pretending to sleep*

*Stands over Tids, with his hands on his hips*

Yeah You can lie there looking all innocent ya git, that had Tiddler written all over it!!

*Kicks sand in Tiddlers face* HA!! have that

*Decides to head off back to the ship*

*Runs down the beach, Hasslehoff style, towards his boat, leaps in and speeds off*

Edited at 13:19 Wed 11/06/08 (BST)

*gets out of chair splutting and spitting sand out of his mouth and while waving an angry fist shouts*

OI STELLAAAAA-CHA-CHA-CHAAA THE BOAT IS STILL MOORED TO THE.........oh what the heck baaaa

*Decides to keep quiet and waits for the rope to take the sudden strain*

(Lmao @ u 2!)

*Puts some sun cream on and lays on a sun lounger to top the tan up!*

PMSLLLLLLLLLL

*Speed boat comes to a sudden halt and catapults Stell 40 feet into the deep blue*

AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH
SPAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOSHHHHHHHHH
(Good sound effects that eh?)

*Swims back to boat and unties it, glaring back ashore at Tiddler LHAO on the beach*

I'll have the git for that! *Clambers back on board* Damn bloody thing wont start now!!

*gets his oars out (sts) and begins rowing back to the BC.*

(man.. i could hear the water and screams from here pmsl)

*sits there with a copld frosty beer and a fine cuban and shouts*

Oars Oars? you want oars, theres plenty more here on the street corners.......go on...run back into the arms of your sea wench......but prepared to get henpecked for deserting her....

*sits back down and puts on portable telly*

(LMAOOOOO at oars! not at those prices mate!! and whats a copld frosty one?? eh? and don't ya dare edit!!)

*Pulls up alongside BC, and clambers up the side of the ship*

Wooooohooooo Paulaaaaaaa....Stella's back. And i tell ya what bab, yanno that Tiddler yh, he was being mean to me he was.....after i made the effort to go and have a drink with him as well !! the git! Oh! and he called ya a Wench as well, i wouldn't be standing for that !!

(Sorry....interlude........ am PMSL a minute)

Ahem *coughs* right then bab, just me and thee on board tonight by the look of it want to hang the sign up bab?

Edited at 16:02 Wed 11/06/08 (BST)

(I pmsl wen u two post on ya own yano! LOL)


*gets up and walks over to her Stell*

Awwww 'C'mere babe *hugs him even tho hes soaked (STS)*

Why was he nasty bab? Hasnt he got any razors with him? Yano he likes to shave places!!
and what did he call me eh? a wench?...

*grabs mega phone, goes to edge of ship , shouts OI SIIIIIIIIIIIIIMONNN* watches him jump out of his skin and look over to the BC....gives him the back to front peace sign!!*

Stell..go get a nice shower bab go on..ill have u a nice cold beeer here waiting for you, seeing as that Tids was mean to ya..the Git!

*trundles off to shower, with a smirk on his face, thats wider the the mersey*

*Grabs the Strawberry & Cream Alberto Balsom and applies liberally over his sea salty locks, and flicks his head back in a fashion as to catch his darling image in the mirror*

Hmmmm looking good boyo .

*Finishes himself off (sts) grabs towel and heads back to cabin to get suitably attired*

*Passes Paula and opens towel*

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SI (PMSL can never resist that).

*Puts on bermudas, flop Flips, and returns to his Paula on deck, pecks her check (lmao) and accepts cold frosty one*

Edited at 16:59 Wed 11/06/08 (BST)

(Ha @ the SI bit)

*runs her fingers thru Stells hair*

*Sniffs* AITCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Bab! You use too much shampoo yano!

But yh looking good baby..ummm i cud do with a shower meself *looks at one arm and rubs it*
I Need to get all this sun cream of me..

Go on then bab......off ya go, dont be long, im timing you yanno!!

I'll have a nice cocktail for ya when ya get back ok.

*Lays back in chair, with hands behind his head, sighs, and takes in the antipodean sun*