gets his pinny out..right you want a lovely bacon sarnie you got one..see i got comp in the kitchen now!

*Drifts in to kitchen*

No way have you got competition in the kitchen - just someone had to fill in while you were away. My stomach missed you everyday Ben

ahhhh nice one bob..makes sure bob has some extra helping on his plate!!!

This flattery business is easy! *Tucks in to Ban's delicious grub*

*Skips along deck in search of fun*

Heyyy Cruisersss is anyone out there?!

*Zooms alongside BC in his Speedboat (Milktway Man Style, wearing Black Skintight diving gear and D & G Shades) and arrives back on board after his 2 week excursion to the Aussie mainland.*

*Looks around (and up at last posting date(P4 Grrr))*

Hmmmm seems deserted, something not quite right here, where is everyone???

*Makes Tea*

(Oh Yay Bab!)


Helloooooo babyyyyyyyyyyy


*sits and has a cuppa with Her Stell*..May be here a while bab, what shall we do eh? eh? *Nudges*

*sits at his beach side condo in Australia overlooking the ocean, supping a beer and smoking the finest of cubans and wonders how the BC is doing with melz and bob stealing the helm, hopes paula, stella, BB and Co are all fine*

aaaaahhhhh this is the life...land legs again

*sheds a small reminicant tear*

*Sits in deckchair looking towards shore through his telescope, and spots tidsy lolloping on the beach, just below a huge puff of cigar smoke*

Paula c'mere bab, come and have a look at this nutter *hands paula his telescope*
"Whadya mean ya cant see him" !! *tuts*
Turn it the other way round you idiot!!!
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

*Goes off to get a beer chuckling to himself*

PMSL big time

*Strolls back on deck with a cold frosty one, still chortling away*

Can ya see him now bab!!? look for the cigar smoke *Points* over there....ya can't bloody miss him! Give it here jeeeeeeessssus!!

No bab that is not Free Willy its Tids!! and that is not a jet of water its cigar smoke!!*tuts* dont worry i wont tell him!!

*Sits back and relaxes in chair and soaks up a few rays*

Paula its tids alright,Tids close your legs ,there something reflecting,*Grabs Paula* look straight ahead, can you see it, tids next time leave the razor alone will you (lmao)

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO *Jumps out of his skin*

Jill, where the hell did you spring from??? PMSLLLLLLLLLLL Wanna beer hun?

Dunno i just popped up from god knows,ye go on chuck us a beer then, oiiiiiiiiiiii over here,

*Lobs Jill a beer* Here ya go ...catch!!

PMSLLLLLLLLLL Hey Jill, watch Paula's eyes when she puts the telescope down.....i put Boot polish around the eyepiece.......she's gonna look like Chi Chi the Panda........LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

*blows a smoke ring of a life belt with perfect detail of the rope lashed around it and admires the ship in the distance sailing on the mirror like ocean*

Look Jill he's blowing smoke signals now!! He thinks he's bloody Geronimo.....hope he doesn't get up and do a little war dance

lmao i hope he dosnt either, omg to late just look at him goooooooooooo,shake them hips tids,

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SI go Tids

(im pmsl here)

Hes gonna be ejected from that beach soon, if he keeps that up (sts).

*cracks open another bottle of ice cold beer...and says to himself....What is it with that ship over there?