Typical women drivers! I suppose I'll have to navigate then... and we are NOT stopping to ask for directions!

*looks thorugh charts* we seem to be heading straight towards KI *looks out and seems Kangaroo Island looming large* Left! Quickly!

Oi, Don't you 'women drivers' me! Haha make sure we don't get lost and we won't need to ask for directions now will we Bob?

*Turns wheel abruptly to the left* ARGH!! what are you trying to do kill us!?

*composes self* should we stop here? go back? or keep going?

I'll "women drivers" who I like!(mainly women of course) We won't get lost so long as you steer where I tell you to!

It's not my fault if you can't see a great island right in front of us! The wheel turns for a reason!

We may as well keep going now, enjoy it while it lasts. The others aren't gonna be happy when we return and they find out you stole the boat, so a couple of days away could do us some good

I'll steer where you tell me to, just don't get us lost is all i'm saying.

Ooh that island.. sorry.. i was looking for a good radio station on here..all Stell and Tids have on here is love songs, and grandpa rock..No need to shout at me Bob.. i got a little distracted is all..

I stole the boat?! ME? =O.. this from the guy who quoted the simpsons at me and told me i would forever be called a chicken if i didn't attempt it!How could i resist?? And besides, i've asked you a couple of times if you wanted to turn back, and you said no... so the blame is all yours

Ooh, and where are we going Bob??

Don't worry, I know these waters like the back of my hand *glances at hand* oooh, I hadn't noticed that before!

And what's wrong with grandpa rock? Or love songs for that matter? Let me choose the radio station, YOU keep your mind on the road... ocean... whatever! *switches to classical music* That's more like it

Lok, it's not my fault you bow to peer pressure so easily. I'm just temptation, it's up to you to not give in

Hmm, Melbourne's out for obvious reasons, Brisbane and Sydney are a bit far, as is Perth. I guess Tassy and Hobart it is! full steam ahead captain Mel!

*Rolls eyes* Ugh! classical music, do you want me to fall asleep at the wheel Bob? huh? do ya? because if you keep it on this i certainly will.. and what 18 year old listens to classical music? honestly Bobby something is not right..

*Concentrates on the ocean*

You're right! i do buckle under peer pressure, maybe i should take control and send us to where i want to go

Fine! what do you want to listen to? Something good I hope. Anyway, what's wrong with classical? Some of the best music is classical - Star Wars theme, LOTR, Dam Busters, The Great Escape! *sighs* Obviously they haven't heard of "culture" in Victoria

You choose the worst ties to stop giving in to others! Hobart, here we come or I'll not navigate! *folds arms*

Keep changing stations and i'll tell you when to stop. haha star wars theme? really Bob? ahh don't you hate it when the nerd inside comes out for a visit?

Alright, don't sulk bob, we'll go to Hobart.. haha it's like being in a car wiht a 10 year old..

*continus to head off in the distance*

What nerd? He's merely a connoiseur of good music!

*Fiddles with radio till Mel is happy (we could be here some time...)*

Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?

*Wanders back on deck after dozing off early*

Why are we sailing again? *looks around*

I thought we were staying for a while I wanted to go shopping for goodies..

*sits all alone thinking of sarongs and 'kini's*

*Wakes from slumber and feels watery motion*

What the hell is going on here!!

*Legs it up to the bridge*
Hmmmmmmmmm *some one tampering with the co-ords*
*Re-Sets*.....Thank god we didnt get to far eh!!

As Co C'tain here i suggest....errr we recruit someone, who is up the same time as our Antipodean (And i use the word loosely) buddies to keep an eye on them!!

*Drops Anchor again*

Paula.....Tomorrow you will shop bab, as long as OZ 1 and 2 behave tonight!!

(LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO EW)


*Waves to her Stell*

HIYA BAB! Are you ok there?




















(Im lmao really)

(pmsl at the two moderators causing havoc)


*wakes up and heads back to the bar from a good nights sleep in one of there rooms they rented me, now having breakfast and a nice coffee and notices ship has gone, mutters too himself*

Oh well....lets hope stella gets up pronto and sorts the mess out......my drinking buddy should be having a beer with me while the ladies do their stuff....


*starts making a pyramid from a deck of cards*



Edited at 11:19 Thu 15/05/08 (BST)

*Sorts mess out....jumps on speedboat and heads ashore for a day or two*

(Hey! Do i get to be OZ 1 or 2?)

*Wakes up to silence, gets ready and heads of in search of other cruisers*

*Sees no sign of life, and heads to the kitchen for some breaky, whilst shouting to see if anyone is on the BC* Hello!!!??! Arghh!! Tidal Wave!! ahh!!!

anything? *goes quiet hoping to hear someone or something*

*Awakens on the bridge, Sits up ad notices they're back where they had started*

Hmm, I had a dream that Mel had hijacked the BC, and was trying to take us to Tassy for some reason. Meh, must've been all in my head...

*potters off to cabin to have a more comfortable sleep, with no dreams of crazed Aussies*

*Wanders around on her own, wondering what to do*

*Sighs*


Hope Stell brings some goodies back with him..

Did you say goodies,i hope he brings becks back lmao,lays back on lounger closes eyes and daydreams

(PMSL @ U.. Becks as in Booze Or Stig??)


*Lays on a lounger next to Jill*

Sooooooooo what we doing today?

*Awakens to find the deck deserted...*

Where is everybody?