*Saves herself from falling after a nudge of the mighty Tids*

*Tuts* Cha do that for?

Yano what, am never helpin ya again..

*shouts* MELLLLLLLZZZZZZZZZZZ Ya can do what ya want to Tids(sts) In future ok chica?? I'll not get any of his goodies back outta Bobs Cabin!!*


*Sticks her toungue out to Tids*

*Grabs a piece off toast and wanders off*

Edited at 11:13 Wed 14/05/08 (BST)

Pffffff women.....as bad as the Germans.......no sense of humour *rolls eyes*

*Watches Paula storm out of the kitchen in a huff and mischeviously says to Tids
Well now, don't you have a way with women Tids.. *points at Paula*

Hmm, i'm bored of the kitchen.. *taps fingers on bench* What to do? What to do?.. Hmm..

*Looks at Bob innocently munching away on something* Hey you!are you bored?

*looks pointedly at Mel* I'm in a kitchen with food, what do you think? ... Although a change of scenery would be nice, you got anything in mind?

I Know......i have this certain charm dont i?

well if your bored you can always go ashore, we have docked off the Aussie mainland somewhere, yet stella wont say, i think we are near adelaide....is that near the sea?

*gets atlas out*

Right im off for a spot of sightseeing and taste the amber nectar............Ta ra for a bit

*heads off onland with his hat with corks in, digeredoo and wobble board and humming jeg the peg*

Edited at 13:37 Wed 14/05/08 (BST)

(Jeez Tid's anymore sterotypical Aussie equipment and you'll be one of the natives, a very odd one at that though..)

Oh..we are in Adelaide, best to stay on the ship then! *Shouts at Tids* Bring Back Vegemite!!!

Well Bobby, i was thi.. wait! did you just say you're up for a change of scenery?.. from the kitchen? you?! wow! =O *almosts faints at the shock of it all*

*composes self* Well my friend we have the ship to ourselves, so basically we can do what we want, when we want . Ooh i feel like a kid in a candy store! ooh, *looks around for some lollies in the kitchen* Mmm!

Alright.. let's go make some trouble buddy!

Hey, do you reckon we can take the ship for a joy ride? oh oh! or let's trick trick a seagul into getting some food, capture it and let it loose in one of their rooms!

*shouts back at melz*

AND DONT THINK FOR ONE MINUTE YOU CAN UP ANCHOR AND DO A RUNNER, I HAVE LOCKED THE ANCHOR CHAIN AND I HAVE THE KEY

*jangles keys and *

Strewth sheila what the flamin' heck is vegemite?

Hey blue *talks to an aussie* wheres the nearest watering hole mayte?

Don't be so surprised, I do leave the kitchen... occasionally

What's so bad about Adelaide? It's a nice little garden city!

Trouble? Sounds like great fun! You sure know how to have a good time

Wouldn't it be a "joy sail" on a ship?

*Rolls eyes at Tids* Honestly, it's like having your dad find out you were planning to pinch the care for the night! Fine! spoil that idea then..

(Psst, Tids! Strewth? no strewth! never!*puts foot down* I now declare the word 'strewth' non - existant from the Aussie vocabulary! Lol ! and watering hole! you'll be surprised to hear, we do have things such as indoor plaumbing!.. (it's even heated water! =O) and wait for it! we have taps where you can drink from! i know amazing isn't it!? haha someone has to set you straight!)

now..Bob, are you mocking me? if you don't like my ideas, you could always come up with your own mischeviously ideas you know. That way i won't do ALL the work..

haha, hmm i guess it would be joy sail.. oh hey Bob..you wouldn't know how to pinch Tid's keys from his pockets without him knowing would you?

I'd be much too frightened to mock a... that's a point, what did you do before you were here?

I'm just not mischievious enough to come up with my own, that's your area of expertise

We could try and pick the lock... shouldn't be too hard - Tids hasn't got beyond a simple deadbolt

What did i do before i got here? umm, er, ahh..*looks away* i can't say.. let's just say it had somehthing to with National Security, a bunch of tourists, and a car full of clowns..

Ohh, Bob i'm sure you're aremichevious enough.. you just don't know it yet!, and i'm going to bring it out of you!

Haha silly Tids.. alright! off we go then ooh Bob a joy sail.. see now that just doesn't sound right does it? joy ride.. better.. okay, *takes out pins from hair and points at locked bridge door* all your mate..

Sounds... interesting. And ever so slightly disturbing

You're not doing a very good job so far, I'm still as saintly as ever *A heavenly light appears around him*

Thanks.. watch a master at work! *fiddles with lock for a few minutes, stands up and kicks the door open. Hands Mel back her hair pin* Thanks for that, it really helped

I know! doesn't it just!

*Grabs flashlight out of Bob's hand* saintly as ever ey?, that could have worked, if i couldn't see you holding this up *points at flashlight*

Wow Bob! the whole kicking the door open.. ooh so stealthy Bob, you should be in the SWAT team of some government organistation!..

*Goes into the bridge, and coughs at the wafting smell of cigars and cheap ol' cologne (ol' spice for men)*

Now, how do we start this thing?

Yes, so I think I won't ask anymore on the subject...

() Spoilsport! I almost had you for a minute there! Can I have my torch back now?

Well, it works in the movies so I thought I'd give it a go. The door's open, so quit whinging!

You're asking the wrong person, I still have bad memories of last time we were in here *eyes big red button dubiously*

That's probably best Bob..

*hands over torch* What are you doing with it anyway, it's still light out..

Hahah, i'm not whinging.. i was merely pointing out that you're as subtle as elephant walking through the streets of Adelaide..

Ooh you're right!.. maybe we should do something else.. *bites fingernails**looks at Bob* any other ideas? or i think i've had enough semi - mischevious action for today..

Who said I was going to use it now? Torches are great fun after dark

OK, next time you do the breaking in, and I'll provide the hair pin!

We've come this far Mel, we may as well go through with it, or are you chicken? I hereby declare you chicken for life! Every morning, you'll wake up to, Good morning, chicken!

Deal!

*rolls eyes* Mature bob, very mature.. Haha, isn't that a quote from the simpsons movie? the whole chikcen thing?..

Fine! i'll show you chicken! *Goes in,and starts pressing buttons and pulls down random levers*

*Feels ship move* Ooh Ooh! We got it! *grabs the wheel & points into the distance* let's go there

Well spotted! I did wonder if you'd get it

*Grabs on to co-pilot's chair* Do you have any idea what you're doing? *quickly buckles in and holds on for dear life* I don't think the ship was built for this!

I hope you're not trying to take us to *spits* Melbourne!

Knocking off other peoples phrases are we?..

*looks at Bob* Ooh good idea! *does own seatbelt*

Bob! don't look soo scared, you'll make me frightened! and considering im stearing this thing, that's probably not a good thing to do!
How could i possibly know what im doing here? it's basically the blind leading the blind here!

Hahaha! Bob, i can't read the radar, i have no idea where it is we are heading towards! for all i know we could be going to Tassy! i'm just going in this direction *points ahead*

I hope we end up in Melbourne! i'll show you all the things you're missing in AdelaidE!

*watches from a nearby watering hole (pub) at the commotions of whats going on.....but with a cold frosy beer, a fine cuban and the ships credit card and loads of cash stashed in a secret locker on shore, tids cares not a jot what melz and bob does with the ship, as tids can always buy a microlite if they manage to get the ship sailing again.....puts on dukebox.........
rock the boat by toto*