Lazy Sock Puppets

Why don’t sock puppets ever get anything done?
They always have a thumb up their a$$!

What do Michael Jackson and plastic bags ...

What do Michael Jackson and plastic bags have in common?
They are both made out of plastic and are dangerous for children to play with.

Did you know that Richard Pryor and Michael ...

Did you know that Richard Pryor and Michael Jackson have a new non-profit organization?
It''s called the Ignited Negro College Fund.

Hit and run

What would be the difference between a dead rabbit on the side of the road and Brittney Spears dead on the road?
There would be skid marks in front of the rabbit.

dont get it

it means people tried to hit Spears, but tried to avoid the rabbit. Saying that people like rabbits more than Brittney Spears.

How Sauron of "Lord of the Rings" is Like a Woman:

Both have been called "the greatest enemy of men"
Think they should rule the world
They obsess over jewelry
They spread gossip like the plague
They boss kings around like servants
They have an eye that sees all, or at least claim to
They hold a grudge for hundreds of years

the Michael Jackson ones r funny hahahahaha...

dont get it...

read the 1 from the top 2nd 1 down. Michael Jackson and if u dont get that then ur thick.

dont get it, honest (s)

p.s the (s) = sarcastic it should be on every topic just to help you supermega.

chaars

Children's Games

A little boy runs into his house and asks, “Mom, can little girs have babies?”
The mom answers, “No, of course not.” The little boy runs outside, yelling, “It's ok, we can play the game again!”

dont get it (s)

p.s this topic is getting pretty large, it maybe needs to be capped, just an idea and supermega said to me today :- "i would just love to get booted because i hate the site everyone on it and the especially mods and admins its my dying wish and i have cancer please tell them wot i sayd DK because i cant type anymore im too ill because without this wish i cannot RIP cheers best buddy"

Good, Bad, Worse

Good: Your children are sexually active.
Bad: With each other
Worse: And your wife.
Good: Hot outdoor sex.
Bad: Getting arrested.
Worse: By your husband

Good: The teacher likes your son.
Bad: Sexually.
Worse: The techer is a he.

Good: You go home for a quickie.
Bad: you get caught by your wife
Worse: You're with her sister.

dont get it

p.s this topic is getting pretty large, it maybe needs to be capped, just an idea and supermega said to me today :- "i would just love to get booted because i hate the site everyone on it and the especially mods and admins its my dying wish and i have cancer please tell them wot i sayd DK because i cant type anymore im too ill because without this wish i cannot RIP cheers best buddy"

Test Tube Baby

Q: What did the normal baby say to the test-tube baby?
A: Your dad's a wanker.

dont get it (s)

p.s this topic is getting pretty large, it maybe needs to be capped, just an idea and supermega said to me today :- "i would just love to get booted because i hate the site everyone on it and the especially mods and admins its my dying wish and i have cancer please tell them wot i sayd DK because i cant type anymore im too ill because without this wish i cannot RIP cheers best buddy"

p.p.s these jokes get funnier(s) (eventhough i dnt get em)
and the (s) = sarcastic it should be on every topic just to help you supermega.

chaars

Edited at 20:55 Tue 26/07/05 (BST)

Dolly Parton's Kids

Q: How can you find Dolly Parton's kids in a crowd?
A: They're the ones with the stretchmarks on their lips.

this is copyright, copying and pasteing the sites great hillerious jokes, tut tut

how would u know.