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08:22 Sun 17 Jul 05 (BST) [Link]
Sexual Confessional
A young woman goes to church to confess her sins to the priest.
''Forgive me Father, for I have sinned.''
''Tell all of your sins, my daughter.''
''Oh, Father, last night my boyfriend made hot, passionate love to me seven times,'' she says.
The priest thinks about this long and hard and says, ''Take seven lemons and squeeze the juice into a tall glass and drink it.''
''Will this cleanse my soul of my sins?''
''No,'' the priest says, ''but it'll wipe that smile off your face!''
A young woman goes to church to confess her sins to the priest.
''Forgive me Father, for I have sinned.''
''Tell all of your sins, my daughter.''
''Oh, Father, last night my boyfriend made hot, passionate love to me seven times,'' she says.
The priest thinks about this long and hard and says, ''Take seven lemons and squeeze the juice into a tall glass and drink it.''
''Will this cleanse my soul of my sins?''
''No,'' the priest says, ''but it'll wipe that smile off your face!''
10:39 Sun 17 Jul 05 (BST) [Link]
Bin Laid
How does Osama bin Laden practice safe sex?
He marks the camels that kick.
How does Osama bin Laden practice safe sex?
He marks the camels that kick.
14:34 Sun 17 Jul 05 (BST) [Link]
Michael Jackson shops at Wal-Mart
Q: Why did Michael Jackson run to Wal-Mart?
A: Boys pants were half off.
Q: Why did Michael Jackson run to Wal-Mart?
A: Boys pants were half off.
09:07 Wed 20 Jul 05 (BST) [Link]
Q: How do you get a zombie baby into a bowl?
A: A blender.
Q: How do you get them out?
A: Doritos.
A: A blender.
Q: How do you get them out?
A: Doritos.
10:43 Wed 20 Jul 05 (BST) [Link]
Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator?
A: What are you shaking about, its me she's going to eat.
A: What are you shaking about, its me she's going to eat.
10:47 Wed 20 Jul 05 (BST) [Link]
Q: What's the diffrence between a hooker and a drug dealer?
10:47 Wed 20 Jul 05 (BST) [Link]
Q: What's the diffrence between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A: A drug dealer can't clean his crack and re-sell it!
Edited at 15:49 Wed 20/07/05 (BST)
A: A drug dealer can't clean his crack and re-sell it!
Edited at 15:49 Wed 20/07/05 (BST)
10:50 Wed 20 Jul 05 (BST) [Link]
Q: What do puppies and gynecologists have in common?
A: Wet noses.
A: Wet noses.
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12:32 Wed 20 Jul 05 (BST) [Link]
youre just flooding the forum with jokes from a website, do you think you gain any credit from it?
12:41 Wed 20 Jul 05 (BST) [Link]
Q: What do you call to Alaskan l e sb i a n s?
A: K l o n-d y k e s
A: K l o n-d y k e s
15:15 Wed 20 Jul 05 (BST) [Link]
What do you call a le sb ian dinosaur?
Lickalotopuss
Lickalotopuss
15:17 Wed 20 Jul 05 (BST) [Link]
Q: Why can't a blonde count to 70?
A: Because 69's a mouthfull.
A: Because 69's a mouthfull.
15:18 Wed 20 Jul 05 (BST) [Link]
What do you call a ma stur bating cow?
Beef Stroke-n-off
Beef Stroke-n-off
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15:35 Wed 20 Jul 05 (BST) [Link]
Supermega you own the bottom part of the forum
15:38 Wed 20 Jul 05 (BST) [Link]
How do you make a pool table laugh?
Put your hand down its pocket and tickle its balls!
Put your hand down its pocket and tickle its balls!
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05:35 Fri 22 Jul 05 (BST) [Link]
Whats the difference between michael jackson and acne?
Acne waits until you are 13 before comming on your face =D
Acne waits until you are 13 before comming on your face =D
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