Warney hates football with a passion

summer loves warney with a passion

















Wait, is that really a wild accusation

You tell me!

Warney wishes it isn't, as he has the hugest, biggest, craziest crush on me, ever!

summer is listening to Paramore and thinking of warney and his "crush, crush, crush"

warney cant live without summer

007 also can't live without me!

sooooooo you got a problem with that???

007 can't think right!

yeah i think left summer dosent know the meaning of right

007 gets confused between up, down, left and right!

summer is in a secret love triangle with steph and niall

(that was a secret)

warney wishes he was in the love triangle

Potty likes a good 5-way

Clooneman enjoys intimate liaisons with Osama Bin Laden

Niall knows where Osama is but won't tell anyone unless people meet his demands - 1) he's given a free supply of beer for the year, 2) someone provides him with enough cupcakes to swim in, and 3) he is given $1 million to spend on a way to buy an island!

Haha...Melz always loved planes as a child, but one day when she was at the airport watching planes she got lost and led away by a strange woman who tried to throw her in front of a plane

Melz lost her love for planes

Niall is not Irish, born and raised. He started this whole Funky Pool thing back in 2003 from an apartment in Waterford city, where he lived platonically with a legend by the name of _marc_.

Initially, Niall ran the site under the alias of Miss_Niall. Here's why.

In 2008, Niall moved to New Orleans so he could follow his best M8 Marc more closely. That worked out pretty well for him as both have a great love for Whiskey, Chocolate and Women's Designer Clothing.

Last but not least, his name is pronounced Knee-all and not Nile like the river.

princess will never become queen

The guy above me likes to eat ice cream for breakfast, with a nice little cherry on top.

warney + summer = niall