summer knows about every social event in a 200mile radius

Smells like cheese

Keoghz once dated Formula One driver Lewis Hamilton, but it all ended in heartbreaking fashion when Lewis left Keoghz for Nicole Scherzinger.

Niall once tried to date Lewis Hamilton but Hamilton was already dating Keoghz (hence the slight edginess between them at social events)

Cloone still believes in the easter bunny. Around this time of year, any person in a bunny costume gives him such joy and excitement he faints on the spot!

When Melz was younger, she always wanted to be a professional hula hooper. Sadly, a bad hip injury put an end to that dream.

Niall hunts for treasure on the beach shores. The only things is, the treasure he always finds consists of speedo's, toy shovels and goggles. Funnily enough, he manages to use all that he finds

Bahaha! Melz once owned a sheep, that she brought to the local market and sold for 4 magic beans which she planted and watered every day, turning them into a beanstalk which she climbed searching for a pot of gold! She never found it

Niall walks up to people he finds attractive and instead of having a conversation, he tickles them and compliments them on their shoes.

Haha! When Melz is at the store, instead of buying things, she stands at the checkout checking out people, especially the guys buying the most expensive things

Niall grew up wanting to be a viking! mainly for the cool helmet they wear. He practised on his viking accent for hours a day. However, once he realised the hat hair the helmet would give him, he lost the desire

Melz once enrolled in the Australian Marines. However, she had to leave shortly after suffering a war wound to the leg, confining her to war hospital for several months

Hehe war hospital

Niall used to think fables were real.. so he once went looking for Snow White, but gave up after realising Snow White was too pale for him.

lmao...

Melz used to take great pleasure in telling ghost stories to children and scaring them, til one day one of her horrifying ghost stories backfired and happened to her, scarring her for life!

Niall has a very serious compulsion that makes him eat goldfish from tanks. Poor thing is running out of people he knows that own goldfish!

omg hahaha!

Melz once tried to break into a large mansion with her pet kitten, but as she was trying to steal the 54 inch plasma tv, she realised it was that bit too heavy for her and dropped it on her foot, breaking it and getting arrested!

Niall once tried to capture an army of ants, he thought he would be able to teach them to become his own army of killer ants he'd use to take over Ireland, but the ants turned on him! now he can't look at an ant without screaming in horror!

Melz used to think that the tooth fairy was her best friend, she would spend hours at a time every day trying to extract her own teeth so the tooth fairy would come and they would go out and have fun. Poor Melz.

someone was stabbed outside of nialls house and he doesn't even know if he's okay...

Marc's an idiot who doesn't know the meaning of football, rugby or golf