Multi-accusation! Coo-ell!

007jb1 tried to act like the "real" James Bond in Casino Royale and rebought into a poker tournament for £15,000,000 funded by the CIA. He went all in with 7-2 offsuit, had to play the board and lost to a high card hand held by a guy with 8-2.

(There's a flaw in that logic - whoever gets it gets a complimentary accusation from me next time round )

clooney doesn't accept any clan invites

Warney wants to be in a clan because it reminds him of wolves - which happens to be what he grew up around until the age of 20.

Melz once attempted to climb mount everest in the middle of the nepalese winter. Needless to say, she had to be airlifted from the mountain after climbing 20 feet

niall thought it was to cold and didnt go at all

007 is not allowed to go out of his house due to a nasty incident involving a monkey, his left pinky and a packet of rolos...needless to say it didn't end well

summer bullies people into following her and bullied antlew into joining the nutters

Warney wants to create his own clan where all the players are him.

clooneman is just jealous he aint in a clan

The_foxes hasnt got an 8uk runout

u r a loser called himself that becuz ppl kept sayin it to him so he thought it was his name

The Foxes really supports Derby County

now thats below the belt warney...too far

warney is a cross dresser

foxes is a women in a mans body

Pot_the_lot has never been a pro

u_r_a_loser is really loves to lose...

Flumpy owns a canary who he forces to play the saxamaphone. If it doesn't play it perfectly then flumpy says he'll put it in a pie to be served up to the tramp living underneath his doorstep.

summer used to think that "Virus Protection" on your computer required a needle into the USB port!

Flumpy thought that USB in USB port stood for United States Brass

Warney thinks that iPod's come with preloaded songs.