flumpy truley likes warney but dosent admit it in the public

007 once ate poo thinking it was chocolate.

Aflumpire filmed this particular event, as he found it quite pleasing on the eye!

Niall once dated a piranha and it didnt end well for his man hood

Mich was the mysterious player for Double Trouble until MMT paid him 50 quid and a bottle of Jack to come to the dark side.

princess new job is really as a lollipop lady

is legally married to kevin federline

he isn't actually a bloodhound and is in fact a barbie loving 13 year old girl who wants to be a boy.

I'm after him!

im flattered baby, but meeko2 is the only man for me

where are the wild accusations in the last two posts pffffttt

I accuse you of not playing the game!

lmfao that also not an accusation I don't play!!!

Doesnt play!

dreams of becoming mrs. william hung

wishes...

wishes UL_son was a real man .... i'd play with his balls anyday .... get me some felt and a long stick mwuahahha

knows the exact amount of toothpaste to use for an optimum brushing experience.has a vivid imagination and often thinks he is being followed by the FBI and CIA.has a minor influence on his friends and is resented for flaunting what he mistakes as power.has dodged determination and stick-to-it-ivness because he can never do anything right the first time.People think he is stubborn and bullheaded.has a reckless tendency to rely on luck bc he has no talent.is artistic causing him to have a difficult time with reality.is not optimistic or enthusiastic. has no sense of direction and often forgets where he live.loses everything, I mean seriously how can you lose 300 pairs of panties? is also a compulsive liar
Likes:
plastic, windows, duct tape, pillows, squishy things, metal bars, wearing clothes inside out, wearing no clothes at all, people who brush their teeth in the shower, bright colors, frequent change, painted toe nails, suicide girls!!!, the dictionary, spaghetti, tattoos, playing with fire...electricity and about anything else thats dangerous, black coffee, nerds and geeks, dental floss, remote controls, mud boggin, firearms, cemetaries, hair, makeup, shoes, sparkles, and shiny things...

Dislikes:
beans that squeak when you eat them, envelops, string,socks, anything that isnt black coffee, blowing up the microwave,duck beaks, the law of physic,alfredo, things that smell good, chocolate, sunpoisoning, guys who dont wear eyeliner, purple, small animals, and children

Wow .. 1 brain cell can make all that up .. ur brilliant :)

Edited at 07:16 Sat 9/05/09 (BST)

Little Craig can fly....chasing a feather toy.


Little_craig should join an acrobatic team, although I'm sure they might discriminate against employing cats.