the local town hall, where, at midnight...

...all the cows emerge from hiding, thinking that they'll be safe from all the butchers who would normally have gone to bed. But these butchers, with their refined sense of direction, could sniff a cow from 40 paces in a hurricane. The cows saw the butchers' knives glistening in the distance...

so they decide to transform into....

...the bovine version of Optimus Prime, although they were still struggling to find a clever and witty name for it.

Until someone decided to call it...

...OptiMOO Prime, which wasn't so clever but it was the best the townsfolk could come up with. Meanwhile...

A little further down the road, there was a bit of commotion going on outside some charity shop!..Hilda and Maud from the local residential home were about to have a scrap over..

...the outcome of a game of pool. Hilda potted the black and claimed victory, but Maud asserted that the white had just nicked the yellow before contacting the black and that the shot was therefore a foul, making her the victor. Victor stepped in and said they'd need to ask a mod. Maud, who couldn't pronounce her r's, said "We'ah not on funkypool now, ya know; let's ask the old man who lives ova the hill da." Hilda agreed. Together, Hilda, Maud and Victor proceeded to the old man's house for his esteemed opinion. Ya see, where they lived, the old man was the authoritative authority on everything, and his word was law. His every word constituted an ineluctable edict, promulgated by the very opening of his hairy, unshaved mouth. Whether it was "There will be no more drinking in the presence of minors" or "Somebody, drawn at random by me every week, will wash my car" or "You will spend the night in my chamber, Your Highness", whatever he said went. He...

(Lmaoooooooo)

Decided to order some chicken fried rice with chips, some sui mai's and prawn toast so they could all have a midnight feast, and all was going well until Hilda said she coulnt eat prawns cos she'd have an allergic reaction! ! !
"Dont be selfish" Victor shouted, leaving Maud fuming at the fact he shouted at her best mate, "oh god theres gunne be murder"..Maud took all...

...of Victor's washing from the washing machine and threw it out the front door. Then she...

Ate a grape while she was debating if to..........

Go for a poo in the.....

..Alberts back yard!! She liked Albert cos one day when she was..

naked she sneaked into alberts bed and hid under the covers

When she saw colossal...

..squid slithering across...

... the mattress which was actually a portal for...

The secret chamber Which had many contents such as..

A superb cheese what was...

The most smelliest cheese ever it had..