the King of Assassins, and that person was...

A bit annoyed at the butcher cos he made...

vegetarian sausages, which to the horror of the folk from the little hamlet of...............

...Ogglyogglyton, whose preferred type of sausage was the elephant variety, were being sold a price of 5p to the gallon, and that...

Also included some squirty cream for you to use on whetever you liked to use it on. It carried only one condition tho and that was...

you had to buy three packets of asda's buiscuits wich many people thought...

were ok when they were on the rollback list cos they are cheaper than Marks and Spencers biccies and........

did not give a rash like the bon bons i tried telling ...

the old fella not to eat them but he didnt listen and he ended up with a huge.......

Pig what contained...

food that it had eaten and....

Some ugly old...

hairy witch...

That had a huge...

gigantic...

Squishy Squashy.........

blister on her nose.

However, this wasn't a surprise to the Butcher because....

butchers have a refined sense of...

direction (lol) and it can lead them to......