Just stood there,thinkin to his self,when all of a sudden,the door swung open,and to his amazement there was

...Niall! He had quickly darted out the door for a costume change and came back in dressed like Richard Gere in An Officer and a Gentleman. He swept Warney into his arms to the eager applause of everyone there. Meanwhile, the waiter...

ran a mini marathon to get a plate of chips for Niall and Warney to fight over in bed.

While fighting.......

...over the chips, Warney fell out of bed and started to cry. Niall leaned out to help him up and Warney hit him with a pillow! Hahaha! He started a pillow fight! Lol!

..and as Niall and Warney were pre-occupied with the pilla's in walked....

summer and she jioned in. She suddenly threw a cushin at Warney knocking him out summer then called.....

...Clooneman into the room. "Clooney", she said in sultry, dusky tones. "Remove these... men from the chamber. They might think they're pillow fighting, but you and I are gonna have a proper tussle." Clooneman then escorted the two gentleman out the door and locked it, much to the lady's delight, and then he...

FARTED!..Summer was disgusted by the and....

she then threw clooneman out the window...

Which wasnt high as they was on the ground floor, as he landed, a fish monger was passing and...

Helped poor cloone up, But as he did so, something dropped from his pocket, it was a large brown...

Paper bag which contained........

A smelly, vile piece of...

Pits........

























))

PMSL!



Souvenir he picked up from JSG, it looked like...

The best thing he had ever recieved from a girl and was sooooooooooooo.........

Fat, and the fact that she wasnt really a girl made it incredibly hard for Pit to return his red...

handbag that had loads of.....

money...

he then spent it on buying an assasinator to assassinate...