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gg_wd_ul

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15:10 Sat 22 Sep 07 (BST) [Link]

A man was driving a car

misterchyme

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02:01 Fri 19 Oct 07 (BST) [Link]

he ran into a wall

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04:02 Tue 23 Oct 07 (BST) [Link]

Banged his head,looked round to make sure no one was watching ,then he

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08:52 Tue 23 Oct 07 (BST) [Link]

died!
THE END

hmmmm who's have thought the never ending story could end so abruptly

Edited at 15:20 Tue 23/10/07 (BST)

justsumgirl

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10:10 Tue 23 Oct 07 (BST) [Link]

hmmmm who's have thought te nee ending story could end so abruptly

Thought Paula, who decide that as this was an NES it wudnt end so she started it all over again by saying: Once upon a time there was a fella called Erdez who was..........

HA!

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10:22 Tue 23 Oct 07 (BST) [Link]

He was such a Rad guy who drove the nicest car ever.
He was hungry so he cooked a pizza

Edited at 15:22 Tue 23/10/07 (BST)

justsumgirl

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10:24 Tue 23 Oct 07 (BST) [Link]

with marmite paste instead of Pizza paste, and topped it with egg yolks that he got from.......

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10:28 Tue 23 Oct 07 (BST) [Link]

an idiot because noone likes marmite! it'sjust wrong!!!
So he took the pizza away and went to order a dominos

justsumgirl

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11:05 Tue 23 Oct 07 (BST) [Link]

Game but he didnt know how to play it so he decided to play a game which invloved using Kitchen utensils and......

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06:23 Wed 24 Oct 07 (BST) [Link]

soon realised that he had a natural talent for throwing knives and spoons but he could never master the Fork!
*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK*...

justsumgirl

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06:56 Wed 24 Oct 07 (BST) [Link]

..Went the letterbox, but when Erdz went to answer the door he found.........

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06:59 Wed 24 Oct 07 (BST) [Link]

A flipping big spider crawling up,he stood there and shouted helppppp,but when he looked round paula was standing there so

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07:00 Wed 24 Oct 07 (BST) [Link]

that his door had door had been taken by a gang of young thugs,so he gave chase...

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07:03 Wed 24 Oct 07 (BST) [Link]

Puffing and panting(sts) he couldnt catch up with them,all of a sudden he tripped up and fell,just as he was getting up

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07:31 Wed 24 Oct 07 (BST) [Link]

a knight in shining armour came a whisked him away and then...

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08:05 Wed 24 Oct 07 (BST) [Link]

proceeded to dress Erdez up in a big Gown to make this very masculine man look like a girl so he could have his wicked way with him

justsumgirl

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05:36 Thu 25 Oct 07 (BST) [Link]

But the gown was a right turn off so he said to Erdez..." Oi, mate, d'ya fancy.........."

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06:45 Thu 25 Oct 07 (BST) [Link]

..." A kebab?"
Erdez was so hungry from fear and frightened for his life that even though he was a devout Vegan he said yes.
On their way Erdez tried to devise a cunning escape plan...

justsumgirl

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06:47 Thu 25 Oct 07 (BST) [Link]

But First he needed a ladder, and ,erm, a pair of Mail clippers.......

MAIL?? LMAO Nail*

Edited at 13:27 Thu 25/10/07 (BST)

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07:42 Thu 25 Oct 07 (BST) [Link]

the ladder was to clime up onto paula and the clippers wer to give her a dodgy hair cut.....

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