:O:O

Found that he had picked up the chair and done a runner! The cows were so angry at this sudden bout of cunning that they...

...charged at the fence and ran thru the towns with the bells round theirs necks jinglin and janglin so loud that

It woke the town's people, who started to scream and run around like headless chickens until one person begun to wonder....

.....What ever happened to the Dog that Chrissy hit dirty Den with and...

what not....well who the hell cares is what one thinks, all they care about is their giant hummer, you know the one that makes up for a man's tiny....

Mini, or even a Reliant Robin like the type that Mr Bean kept making get tipped over. Then...

some guy ate popcorn but he actually was a she, making that a really awesome plot twist. A great man once said...

If you milk a bull, you ain't milking a cow...

at least not my cow anyway. Doy uo want fires with.....

.....that wooly jumper you have on, then one you bought from that ....

K-Mart where obama loves to...

Shake his thang to the super sounds of Frankie Goes To Hollywood and.....

Two Tribes. But he's a bigger fan of the obscene video. Unfortunately, McCain was too busy marketing his McCain Oven Fried Chips (or fries as they call them in the USA) (or fires as Arab called them at 23:42 Tue 20 Jan 09 ), and chance for the Republicans to cling to power for another four years was wasted. Meanwhile, President O'Bama...

Stood there with a big

SHOVEL!

He announced "Do you think we are able to dig a grave for George Dubya Bush's political lagacy? Yes we can!" So he started digging, and...

.......he farted as he bent down, he was mortified by the lil slip out and thus forced him to....

To go red,but tried to make out it was not him,he looked at Flange and said

"Low sexy, ya fancy going to the.........

KFC for some grease soaked chicken and a large..........