...her cat drowned in the snow while looking for...

Its IQ book and...

Pmsl!!


...stamp collection. The cat flap...

was only little and more often than not, it.....

...was blocked by mutant...

Stuff!! Heaven knows what tho, and on closer inspection, the inspector was...

...pushed through the cat flap by...

His legs 1st but halfway through he

... needed the toilet, so...

Bad that he almost......

... turned green as he made his way angrily out of the cat flap and...

Out of the front door and headed to Stans. Stan was the local tramp who slept on a park bench, well he did when the other tramps wasnt there cos they were bigger than him and forced him to sleep on the floor and he'd be woken by dogs pee'ing on him and once yh? a lil puppy peed on him and he jumped up and scared the lil girl who was holding the dog lead and she ran off crying and her dad flipped and went looking for Stan!! Poor Stan had to hide behind some tree and a golf ball hit him and he had a huuuge lump and it bruised and when he went to the Chemist he.....

...found that he had a swelling in a very private place. He...

Explained that every time he tried to......

... butter bread, his right...

Shoulder started twitching like it used to in the Disco yrs ago when he met Hilda his loving..

...partner. Oh how they loved! The whole disco would stop just to watch them luuuuuv! But then along came the priest with his torch to make sure no funny business was happening, and he saw them, and...

..automatically converted back to 'normalhood' just to feel the luuuurve, he waltzed over to Hilda and Stan and...

....said "By day I'm a priest, but by night I'm the.....

LURRRRRRRRRVE MASTER!!!"

ooomp! ooomp! ooomp! ooomp! went the music behind him as he stripped down to his spandex shorts and T-shirt. ooomp! ooomp! ooomp! ooomp! "Yeah, Jesus loves ya, baby!", he blasphemed in front or a startled crown, a lot of whom were part of his usual Sunday morning congregation. One of them felt so strongly about the priest's behaviour that she...

immediately started havin convulsions on the floor........