shaking, like shaking stevens,she then began to

Swing her hair round wildy while shaking her thang to a song by the Cheeky Girls who were first saw on popstars but they got rejected for being cheeky and the only cheeky we like is Jill cos she makes us laff and .......

BUMPED

cry but one really knows why. Then suddenly a giant meteor hit the side of mars and Billy Bob Thortan Screamed.....

....at the top of his voice that he wanted...

... to cuddle his precious teddy bear named...

Booboo! He loved Booboo so much that one time when he was about to.....

...have his confession heard with that priest, he brought along Booboo, and confessed his love for the thing. But the priest said "You can't love that teddy bear! Only I can love anyone! Because by day I'm a priest, but by night I'm the..... LURRRRRRRRRVE MASTER!!!" Billy Bob said "Ah, father, it's 2 in the afternoon." "Oh, so it is", said the priest. "I absolve you of all your sins, In nomine Patris et Filii et Spiritus Sancti, say ten Hail Marys, go in peace." So Billy Bob went in peace, but he forgot to tell the priest that while he was married to Angelina Jolie, he still lusted after Booboo!!! So...

he recreated booboo. He dug up teady bear bodies, collecting arms legs and heads untill he had something that looked like Booboo! Suddenly Angelina Jolie walked in the room and said, "ooooh, that's kinky, lets shove it in my.....

...Booboo room where all the recreated Booboos are!"

This Booboo room was triple locked with padlocks, number loacks and finger print scanners. When Angelina Jolie pressed the finger scanner it...

Gave her a lecky shock so bad she ended up looking like Chucky!! Anyway..

... when the Booboo room had been opened, they were amazed to find...

.....stacks upon stacks of Oxo cubes, Jelly Tots, Feathers and...

... GOLD! Lots and lots of GOLD! They were rolling around in the money, when suddenly the FBI stormed the room and arrested them for...

....tickling the Oxo's with the feathers and that ya see, was an offense to the Cows who, might i add, were non the wiser and they were happily....

Dreaming about ketchup and how they could use this substance to dominate the world... firstly they would bind...

(Pmslllllllllllllll)

...Hightops an cuff him to a chair then they would,,,,,

omgi dont wanna know where this is going whilst on the ketchup subject


*eyes begin to water*


.... Leave him there in peace and roam about in their fields until...



Haha

(ha ha ha I'll be good then)


......they decided, nahhhhhh lets go back and get him, so off they went back to Topsy and...