Im in love with sue
she lives near my home
i cook her tinned carrots
i txt her when im alone 8-|

Edited at 04:17 Thu 24/07/08 (BST)

Subject - 8-1

Edited at 04:18 Thu 24/07/08 (BST)

hi i am in love again
no lonnger am alone
the good thing is he likes boiled beef
and lives right near my home

(IM LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO)

I Clicked Onto A Pic One Day
What The Flip Was That
I Decided To Pm My Friend
But Put It There In Chat

I Was So Embarrased
I Do Not Think He Saw
So Sorry To Mark Fowler
Your Pic I Now Adore

Next Topic The Garage

Edited at 04:25 Thu 24/07/08 (BST)

I get called mark folwer
Oh yes...yes i flipping do
But my hair is long and fuzzy
When docs told me i had aids i did a poo 8-|

The Garage is the place to chill
Have a laugh on a personal note
Monkey business and all that kinda chat
I always leave my mark in there, Usually me coat!

I Go Into The Garage
To Hide Away From Folk
But Normally There Are A Few
That Join Me And Joke
Drnk_townie,mich and Pitbull
and Judge,To Name A Few
Some Just Come And Leave Again
They Think The Room Is Poo
So If You Pass The Garage
And Im In There Hid Away
Stop By And Take The Time Out
To Wish Me A Good Day ! !

SUBJECT : LIMEWIRE

The Subject Here Is Limewire
I Havent Got A Clue
I Thought The Wires In Basic Plugs
Were Yellow/Green, Brown And Blue

When i wake up and log on my laptop
I see a green icon lerking on desktop
I have a warm tingle inside my body
And think ill give good'ol limewire a pop
Download galore, It really booms
To be a home, With my thousands of tunes

Subject Co-Co Pops

I like eating cocopops,
little chocolate brown thing
Sometimes get stuck inbetween my teeth
Ever noticed the milk leaves a choc rim?

(LMAOOOOO )

Muff He Likes His Co-co Pops
He Has Them Everyday
He Has To Always Tell His Mum
Not To Flush His Meal Away

He Has Them For His Breakfast,
He Has Them For His Tea
But Muff He Dont Have Milk On His
They're Normally Covered In W.........ater

PMSL!

SUB: FAGS!

Edited at 04:39 Thu 24/07/08 (BST)

Smoking It Is Bad For You
It Makes Ya Smell And Age
And If You Go Without A Fag
It Puts You In A Rage

But I Dont Want To Lecture You
I Am Not A Boffin
I Just Dont Wanna Visit You
All Stiff And In Ya Coffin ! ! !

God I Wanna Fag Now ! !

Whilst playing on pool
I love a good ol'puff
Chills me out through game
Tho i dont blow smoke on Muff

Sometimes when im laughin
The smoke stings my fat eyes,
They fill up and I burn myself
But the game, I still keep playin

subject is bed !

Its 4.45, And im ruining the poem thread
I might go lay down, Rest my fat cockney head
Its time for me to go, but tomorrows another day
ill be full of wit and energy, and pool ill play
So good night from london, All sleep well you will
Ill be thinking of one or two of you...
After ive taken my crazy prozac pill!

Id Like To Go To Bed At Night
And Close My Eyes To Sleep
But I Am A Insomniac
You See I Can not Sleep

I Maybe Grab An Hour
Some Nights I Have Two
Thats Why I Always Am Online
Ive Nothing Else To Do

Its Making Me Quiet Tired
This Subject Is Of Bed
I Think I Might Lay Down Now
And Rest My Weary Head

Great poem Kay, We've had such a good laugh!
Loved the ones on MSN too, So dirty, Ill need a bath!

Just posted on gen, So off yer pop to say night
Ill have to shoot hun, Cos when im tired, We'll end up having a fight!



(Im cranky pmsl)