LMAOOOOOOOO OK funny or serious

Am Scared to say funny LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

*Nibbles on thumb nail*

Erm, YOU choose!

y cant we name an shame they deserve it!!!!

Just a quicky (STS)

HAIR GEL

Now then Hair Gel, where the hell do I begin
Well it comes in a plastic jar, and not in a tin
Its texture is wet, and sometimes quite smelly
You pick it up with your fingers, and it feels quite like jelly

With a random amount, you run it through your hair
Whilst having a look in the mirror, taking the greatest of care
If you don't rub it all in, it can get quite scary
Just like that scene in, "Something about Mary"

~Stell~

Sorry its short but im laughing too much to carry on !!

Edited at 14:07 Fri 12/10/07 (BST)

LMAOOOOOO woooo baby I love it



Sorry its short but im laughing too much

LMAOOOOOOO @ that ^^^^^^^^ Too OOER















Luv Kat ~ Its sad i know, but against rules to name and shame *hugs*

welcome back paula!!!!

lmao... another excellent poem stella!!! wd hun!

wish i could do one about anything! hmm may have a stab at it some time! be warned!! lmao

Paula ~ Title please for Sassy

Stella ~ Why didnt you give her one?(A TITLE! tuts)


Title for Sassy erm... Fairies

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ermm.. ive done one! Twiddles hair round fingers Nervously! ;-/ Lol..

A poem about fairies?
Not too what sure what to put?
Right here goes...
I'll give it a try anyway!
Tiny little people,
With their wings they do fly,
Beautiful little beings,
That soar into the sky.
Do you believe in fairies?
Do they really exist?
Finding out the truth,
Is not summat that's high on my list.

Living at the bottom of my garden,
Some people have claimed,
Finding out the truth,
is definitely other people's aims.
But what I do know about fairies,
Are that they are very popular things,
Dainty and cute,
With their beautiful wings.
Ornament, picture's,
And tattoo's too,
Many people have objects of them,
But I've only mentioned a few.

Cont...

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Cont...

Luv_kat who comes on funky,
Has just had one done on her back,
I thought to myself surely one so large,
Must reeeaaally knack.
But even though im not a believer,
and if Anyone does ever see one...
from me say hi,
cos if she knows im not a believer,
she may sprinkle fairy dust in my eye.


Erm got a bit stuck towards the end!! lol

Yes i know... stick to luuuurrrVe poems sass!! lmao

Edited at 17:00 Sun 14/10/07 (BST)

Edited at 17:59 Sun 14/10/07 (BST)

erm lukin at kat's tattoo again... lol erm i think its an angel! lmao Doh! ah well.. it made my poem a bit longer! Lol

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO at the end bit there Sass

Brilliant i love it !!

Edited at 19:29 Sun 14/10/07 (BST)

I Liked it Sas!

Stell bab, do me a poem






Any title you choose

its an angel i have on my bk to watch over me
she is serene and tranquil and heavenly u see
no sass ur right a big tattoo i have got
the wings are of an angel a fairy she is not

shes there to look over me and has my back
for sometimes good fortune i might lack
she is there to remind me of my nan up above
the kindest thoughtful person i ever did love

so sass a fairy has like butterfly wings
is childlike an does lots of magical things
but an angel is from heaven looking down below
to make sure love an light shines on some1 they no

For My Paula

As I wake up,I open my eyes I let out a yawn
And thanking the lord for the day I was born
I look out of my window at the morning skyline
Just as 2 wood pigeons land on a telephone line
The noise that they make,is really quite absurd
I thought it would be sweeter,from this beautiful bird
But nevertheless,its a wonderful sight
As the pair squawk once more,and take off into flight
I get up from my bed,and brush off all the dogs hairs
Then I pull on some shorts,and head off downstairs
Still a bit groggy,I need some caffeine in me
Now what shall it be,hmm, thinks,Tea OR Coffee?
Thirst suitably quenched,and my appetite restored
I think what shall I do,so that I don't get bored
I know,I will go online,log in,to see who is there
But,my god !, no-one is there, I despair.
So I take my dog out for a brisk little walk
Bumped into a mate and made some small talk
Then hey presto,I know just how to kill time
I'll type up some words,into this little rhyme

~Stell~

Edited at 10:05 Mon 15/10/07 (BST)

Quick jokey poem that made me lmaooooo

I know a Englishman whos name is Jim
I love to throw tomatoes at him
Tomatoes are soft and don't hurt the skin
But these bugga's do them come in a tin.

Babe i love that first one *hugs*

And the second one! HAHAHAHA I see ya changed it to Englishman for forums eh? SEE!! I told ya,,you make ur self look gud to everyone PMSLLL


*mwah*

This wonderful girl, really makes my day
No other girl makes me feel this way
When I first seen this girl, with the lovely smile
I knew right there and then, she would be mine for a while
But when I said while, I didn't realise then
I would tell her I love her, again and again
We've now been together, for what seems like a year
Laughing and joking and posting right here
There have tears of pain, and tears of joy
Thankfully, more of the latter for this lucky boy
I feel like I've found the worlds most precious gift
That I even put up with when she is miffed
This last month or so, with emotions running high
She still made me feel, like the world's luckiest guy
With all the troubles aside , we always stay together
Paula, I Love you honey, for ever and ever

~Your Stell~

xxxxxx