Tourny_Rank

Now this lads name is called Tourny rank
And he enjoys watching Thomas the Tank
But some people call him by his name of Liam
And his pool shots are so quick you really cant see em
He gets home from school, dreaming of parties
But the love of his life, is eating blue smarties
Dont take him lightly, hes nobodies fool
He'll whip your (_x_), if you play him at pool
I dont know to much, except he's only thirteen
So i'll finish this now, cos i dont know where hes been.

~Stell~

PAULAAAAAAAAAAAAA - Next Please

Woooo brill poem Stell

THE horrible cook.. lmao this is for mari.

Are you a cook? Neither am I.
When dinner comes I only sigh,
Wake up the phone and this book
And let somebody be my cook.

A pizza is a trusty meal,
A color frantic tasty wheel.
It disappears in your friends
And lets the party never end.

But cooking is a tempting craft
And gazing down the oven's shaft
I start to wonder if I can
Create a dinner in a pan.

The cooking magic I will work!
No more I'll be a takeout dork!
I'll prove the world what I can be!
I'll make a meal for you and me.

Into the kitchen with brave strides
I walk like wolf, who danger bides.
And looking back to high school days
I recollect my mother's ways.

Spaghetti? Oh, that sounds good!
I grab the package where I stood.
Potatoes I shall add to that.
They'll make it better, so I bet.

My mother always said to add
the veggies, but they make me mad.
To top it off I think I'll put
some oil in (I heard I should)

Edited at 05:59 Sat 6/10/07 (BST)

I say a prayer, turn the knob,
And a blue flame begins to sob.
It's magic, that's why it's so blue.
It makes my tasty dinner stew.

It starts to boil soon enough,
And bubbles make the oil rough.
And lo-'n-behold it starts to burn
Just when it knows my back is turned.

I quickly knew something was wrong
When my stew's smell became too strong.
But no fear, my dear friends,
God blessed me with intelligence.

All fires are quenched by water thrown,
That's one sure thing I've always known.
So thinking quick I pour some in
And see a frightening thing begin.

A fiery face came to my eyes,
It must be Satan in disguise!
It grabbed the stove in fire's grasp!
Behind I heard a frightened gasp.

What happened next I won't describe,
But threaten death, or give a bribe,
Or loose a lion in my den.
But never shall I cook again!!!

(I DID NOT WRITE THIS, I FOUND IT. it doesnt say who the author is tho or i would give credit) but lmao.. i got a laugh

Edited at 05:57 Sat 6/10/07 (BST)

Great stuff Stell LMAO..

Aw Fed! I was amazed reading that thinking YOU had made it up!!!! Fab tho lol




TITLE: SUNSHINE

Sunshine

There can be no better start to the day
Than when the sun comes out to play
It really brightens up the place
And puts a smile on everyone's face
Even though, some people like the rain
Everyone needs some sunshine now and again
It gives people a lift, and it's good to know
To see them all happy, with a certain glow
There are many things to do, when you're out in the sun
Sunbathing and swimming, both these are fun
But be wary, there is one lesson to learn
To much exposure, will lead to sunburn
My Paula loves the sun, cos she's into her jogging
But she loves it more here, when its her Stella she's snogging

~Stell~


NEXT

WOO WOO BAB! Love that one



Lmao @ you NEXT!


Ok erm...

Guests.....

'Bumped'


*Files her nails*

Files Her Nails & Sunshine Combo

Theres a lady Called Paulette,
Unfortunately She Had a Bad Habit,
Day and Night She would Bite her Nails,

On One Summers Eve,
The Sun Shined and glimmered,
Blistering Heats and Lights Shimmered,
Out came the Bees, Birds and Snails.

One Summers Night Paullete Came across a Nail File,
Now That She Has This Wonderous Tool,
She will See the Bright Light And Holy Grail
For Now the Time Has Come that Paullete Will Not Leave a Trail and Bite Her Nail,

She Can Finally File Her Nails



Hope this seems ok .. just a lil thing i done cus was bored :P

Edited at 01:53 Sun 7/10/07 (BST)

lol cool poem =]

Ty ... need a new subject now lol

Me! lol

Angie_NYC

Theres a Lass Named Angie,
She Lives and Plays in the NYC
This Gal is as Polite As Can be.

No one can relate to who she is,
Lots Of men want her to be their MRS,

She is very Different to You and me,
One thing is that she lives in the N Y C



S'all i cud think off :( mite edit it later

awww lol that's cute
ty made my day

lol :D .. well im off to bed , its 02:33 in the UK :( .. have a gd day x

WOO HOOOO Danny! More from you

well jo what can i say.....

i like it when your sarcasticially nasty
i like it when your nice
and when you ask me to come and play i never have to think twice
we have a laugh and give each other stick
and when you dont remember things, i think god this woman is bloody thick
But thats what i love about you, there isnt a back door, so at times i wana come up there and s**g you on the floor
i have to tell the truth now
i cant hide it anymore
i've fell for you, im head over heels
so really i dont know what to say or do.....oh well sod it here we go..... I LOVE YOU

OOER! WOO HOOO PIGGY BOO ROB! Very good

Title stell m8 ... mmm what about "snake charmer"

Cmon gimme a title lol