Me too ! Pmfsl

kiss my ...u know what
im playin bad
i need to take a shot
my game is a farce

Your poems make no sense
but that what makes them so funny
so dont give up the pretence
cos there worth more than money

u gotta laff out loud
at your poems oh so corny
but you should feel real proud
especially when your horny

Kiss your what
Oh you mean your butt
Hope you dont mind
but just give me time
As mine is just fine
So turn around
And kiss mine













omg pmsl

kiss your butt?
but it smells so bad
stop breaking wind
and you may get your wish, from tidnab

Oh have you heard that
I dont smell that bad
Im not breakin wind
So all i can say
Just dont delay
My peck on my cheek
Im sat here waiting












mwahhhhhhhhhhh

kiss on the cheek
so here it is
i bet you feel relieved
after you had a ****



mwahhhhhhhhhhh

You not what
It felt really hot
Thank god i made it to the pot















pmsl

pmsl or you nearly did lol

indeed i did.....nearly lmao

LMAOOOOM @ u 2 !!



WOOOOOO


A Lil ditty short N Sweet
Specially for My Stell
He makes me smile all the while
I Love him.. cant ya tell!


Ta daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Oh come on tids
Where are you
Bet you any money
Hes gone to the loo

im here
you know iam
i went for a beer
as ur games a sham

now i need the loo
drinking too much ale
a number 1 and 2
can never fail

Oh yes,so you are here
Just remember next time
Dont drink to much beer
As it goes in one end
Then carrys through
Omg holds nose
He gone for a





















































pmsl

you gotta laff at them
or you would cry
cheeky and her poem
the humour is so dry

You say I stole your heart away,
And brought you back to life.
But how can this be possible,
For I am only me.
To have someone who sees in me,
These things you say you see.
Where do you look to see these things.
For I am only me.
You stir my heart so deep inside,
And make me dream forever.
The depth you reach within my soul,
But I am only me.
Could it be the time has come,
So long I've waited for.
That you have come to look inside,
And love me just because,
I AM ONLY ME!

With hair so blonde and eyes so blue
an adorable smile and a little button nose too,
you can be the most loveable little person
in the whole of the world,
so polite and kind
but also a little bundle of stress too.

You have you difficulites
of that we now know,
not caring of peoples feelings
and of the things you say or do,
and also not fully Comprehending
of the things Other people also say and do too
For we live in a so called 'alien' world to you.

I felt like i was on the top of the world
when you first called me Mummy,
i couldn't quite believe it
and tears of joy fell down my face
as i remember them say.. 'not many of them speak'.

You have come on in leaps and bounds
and im So very proud of you my son,
i think to myself... it could have been worse
and that im a Very lucky mum.
I will help and be there for you when ever you feel the world is too much
to comfort you and kiss you and a tender loving hug.

Cont..
Im so proud of how your coming along my little man
your doing excellent at school
and you also have a best friend too.
Every morning my heart fills with joy
as i drop you off at school
my little handsome boy.
And as im leaving you look back over your shoulder as you run off to play
you shout out to me ...'i love you mum'
and with tears in my eyes as i say to myself......
there goes my child, my autistic son,
and i really am one Very lucky mum.

Amazing Sassy

Thank you very much paula! xxx