*comes back on thead to make sure she didn't Dream seeing franks long awaited poem!*

So people can see my peom

that was great frank!!!! have u got the bug lol u might wanna write another 1 u never no x x

The Park Cont..

So there she was with a splinter in her (_x_)
As Stella was prancing about on the grass
She yelled "You'd help me, if you had a heart"
I said "I would, but I know you would fart"

So she pulled the thing out, and let out a cry
So I skip over to her, and wiped the tear from her eye
The rain fell heavy, she said "stell this is bliss"
So I drew my face nearer, and gave her a kiss

As we got steamy, and started to get a grip
Paula said "come on stella, lets start to strip"
So off came the trousers, Paula lets out a laugh
She said "wtf are those, your having a giraffe"

"Whats wrong" I said reading her thoughts
Nothing wrong with Scooby doo boxer shorts
As we began snogging again, I couldnt believe my bad luck
Outta the corner of my eye, there was a bloody great duck !!!

Part 3 to follow later??.

Edited at 13:44 Sun 23/09/07 (BST)

LMFAOOO!! bloody brill Stell!!

WOOOOOOOOOOO (SI)

HA HA HA HA HA I love it!


WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (KI) Lmao



Part three? I was pmsl i think

The Park Part3

Now this duck, in this poem, plays a big part
The yellow beaked git, is really quite smart
While me and my Paula were in a tight clench
The web footed twit, nicked my coat off the bench

So off I set, in pursuit of the feathered beast
And when I catch it, he'll become my feast
I chased and chased, over the wet grass
Until I slipped over, and fell on my (_x_)

Paula shouts "Stella im here on the slide"
I watch as she comes down, in a graceful glide
As she screams I shout "what the heck"
I pmsl, her skirts up round her neck

Now this duck reappears, with an uncanny knack
He creeps up behind you, and lets out a quack
If I catch hold of the git, I'll wring its neck
Hes ruined my evening, as I lie here on the deck!!

Part 4 later pmfsllllll (i know whats coming sts)

Edited at 14:27 Sun 23/09/07 (BST)

I AM PMFSLLLLLLLLLLL HERE @ YOU and this poem...


HA HA HA HA HA HA



Go baby!

lmao stella thats brill x x

cheeky chops

she got her name
from one drumken night
we was playing a game
and was she wining?
yeah thats sound about right.

Her name is cheeky chops
i tell you no lie
she wears low cut tops
and skirts that ride very high
ive known her for a while
shes a bit of a nut
she can make me smile
or want to give her a head butt.

she lives up the road
not too far away
in fact if i was a toad
i could hop it in a day

i said i'd do a ditty
but i need to think
i hope it dont sound too gritty
cos ive had a drink
tids is my name
and chops is hers
im gonna play a game
and take some points of chopsters

happy now jilly? lol

yepppppppppppppp lmao

WOOOOO Tids

Well come on tids
Lets see you do this
Now what was now
Just give me time
Im gonna be fine
So heres chopster
Im gonna kick your behind






lmao

Lmao Woooooo WD

You will never guess what
Tids lost the plot
I told him to pot
But he forgot

haha from the book of crap (but funny) poems by cheeky

love urs jill so funny

losing the game
i cannot pot
its cheeky i need to tame
but she thinks not

im just not that good
to beat her tonite
i need a bottle of bud
too put up a good fight

Oiiiiiiiiiii u clever clogs
Who spends more time
O n the erm..
So if i was you
Go back to the loo
You play just like pooooooooooo












mwahhhhhhhhhhhhh

hahahaha
hehehehehe
just dont you want too laff
at the poems
from cheeky


mwahhhhhhhh

You got some neck
But what the heck
So come here tids
And give me a peck