*Boat stops rocking* ohh phew! you did it Bob! yay! we didn't sink!*hugs Bob in relief*.. then again.. we didn't really get any closer to Sri Lanka did we Bobby?

*Starts laughing uncontrollably* hahaha! Bob, your running around in a panic.. haha typical cool, calm, and in control man under pressure aren't ya Bob?

*smooths back hair* Always Mel, always I just saved us, didn't I? Isn't that enough? *sighs*

You did well with the whole.. saving us thing..but you were also the person who put us in that situation.. who picks the big red button?! haven't you seen enough movies to know.. that's always something to do with self - destruction or some catastrophe...

But Bobby.. what are we going to do now?!

No need for anyone to know that bit!

Haven't you had enough excitement for one day? I'm famished after that!

Aahhh for pete's sake Bob! More food! you know what? Next time we hit land i'm going to buy a pad lock and give everyone the combination apart from you! then you'll have to find other things to do!

Alright, one snack and then we go find somehting else to do, okay?

You know I'll just chew through the lock, don't you?

If it's that bad an idea, we can skip the snack then! What do YOU want to do today?

ooh Bob!.. i would love to see you attempt to chew throught the lock! we could see how many teeth you lose

What do i want to do today? hmm.. i want to.. ooh i want to do something fun!.. and annoying to other people, yet entertaining to us.. lets play some tricks on the other cruiser Bob! *jumps up and down, hoping Bob will agree*

Not likely! My teeth have been conditioned to chew through anything! See!



You got any good ideas for tricks? I'm fresh out at the moment. *Jumps up and down with Mel*

PMSL @ you two

*feels the ship turn abruptly*

Oiiiii you two.....get the heck outta there....

*runs upto helm*

its for senior crew only, where have you sent us?
*looks at navigation*

Sri Lanka???

*thinks*

Hmmmm not a bad idea that, then after that we can do Australia as planned!

Now get yer butts outta my helm and get on deck

*tuts* bloody kids *rolls eyes and puts padlock on autopilot headed for Sri Lanka and then bypasses all buttons with a secret code*

*Stops jumping up and down and rolls eyes* Do i have to think of everything? hmm..

Well maybe we could.. umm.. er.. you watched any recent cartoon pranks we can imitate Bob? something we won't get caught for..

Something original for each Booze Cruiser.. find their weaknesses and mess with them!..

*points at Bob* it was all Bob's idea Tids! i swear! he's such a bad influence on me honest! *smiles innocently, then mutters to Bob*.. we have to play Tids an extra prank b/c he caught us

Edited at 13:04 Wed 7/05/08 (BST)

What did you expect? You're the brains of this outfit, I'm just the looks

Well, seeing as we've been kicked out of the bridge, and Paula's just over there... I think we've found victim number 1

*Grins and taps fingers together.. in a Mr Burns way* Alrighty then! first we need to find her weakness. something we can attack. I'm thinking sun tan lotion. Considering i've seen her two weaknesses as the sun, and Stella , and considering he's gone AWOL. perhaps we should get to her sunbathing, unless you know of somehting else we can get to?

Nope, sounds like a great plan to me I think you should do it, Paula doesn't trust me while she's sunbathing. Heaven knows why not

*Raises eyebrow in curiosity and in asense of being disturbed by that sentence* uh - huh..

alright then..how about..*whispers to Bob* i get her suntan bottle, you go get some mayonaise from the kitchen and we switch the two.. and Bob, if you're not back in 3 mins.. and i have to come looking for you... oh.. i'll be very annoyed bobby!

I'm appalled! Don't you trust me in the kitchen? *hurries off to kitchen, reappears in TEN SECONDS carrying bottle of mayonnaise (and a packet of crisps)* See, that wasn't so bad!

Wow Bob! i'm impressed, i must say! and considering the amount of bacon butties you eat, im surprised you haven't collapsed! *takes Bob's crisps* thank you!

Here Bobby, switch the two bottles well i eat your food. Mmm, not bad at all

Walking to and from the fridge helps build leg muscles, that's why Those were MY crisps by the way, you'd better save me some... or else!

*Tiptoes over to Paula's sunlounger, swaps the bottles then sneaks back to Mel*

Done!

(Ive lmao reading all that!)


*Suddenly wakes* (see the way i done that eh? eh?)

*Sits up and spots Bob and Melz Looking suspicious* hey you two Cha doing? Wheres Tids? Any sign of my Stell yet??

God I Love the sun.. *gets up and goes to the kitchen for a drink*

*Attempts to look as innocent as poosible* Nope, Stell is still MIA sorry, Tids is.. somewhere.. last time i saw him there was something wrong on the bridge.. no clue what it is thought... *looks at Bob* us? we're just.. hanging around. aren't we Bob?..

*whispers to Bob *oh where's she going?!.. i really want this mayo to work!

*Follows Mel's lead* Don't worry, she'll be back - there's still hours of sunlight left today, and she won't want to waste a minute