*sups rum*

well you missed out on the finest rum, only allowed for officers and the good
ill have boiled then....3 of them and lots of soldiers to dip in perlease

*Cooks... supposedly*

Boiled eggs for the lady, and a mess for sir, with burnt toast to give it

*Yummy..........eats her food and washes her plate..*

Right am gunna leave you two to get on with w/e ur doing today..im off to sunbathe..ill be over there *points* If My Stell comes back tell him where i am please.. Ta!



*Heads off*

















(cya's later :) )

*Follows the smell of burnt toast* ooh party in the kichen?

What's up folks?!

yum yum......burnt toast, my favourite
*scrapes off burnt substance and mixes it with the 'mess'*

Just the job that bob, no wonder you are top cook on here, those little surprises you come up with, you are so inventive

Edited at 11:15 Wed 7/05/08 (BST)

I try my best Tids

Hey Mel, fancy... breakfast?

Hello Bob!

*looks at slucsh and burnt remnants on plate*

Ugh.. I've just lost my appetite Bob..

Edited at 11:25 Wed 7/05/08 (BST)

*notices where Mel is looking* oh, that. That was just for Tids... yours would be much nicer

So what Bob? mine would be just burnt, instead of slushy and burnt?

And if i was to say yes.. what did you have in mind?

no, just slushy

Anything you want... so long as it's bacon and/or eggs

*Thinks to self* How on earth have the people on here eaten your food for so long?

Bob.. as a chef of this boat.. shouldn't you know how to cook food.. apart from fry up some bacon and eggs?

and no thank you.. i think it'll be safer if i make my food

I'm not actually the chef, I just pitch in when everyone else is feeling lazy... which is usually You can have the job if you want it

No thank you. If i was to take up the job, i'd be like you and never leave the kitchen. I don't want to be here all day. Although, i'm not too sure you complain about being stuck in the kitchen all day long.

Hey, im bored of these kitchen walls, what did you have planned for the day?

*checks around for Tids*

Well, as Tids isn't around we could go and have some fun with the navigation. Ever wanted to visit Sri Lanka?

OOhhhh Fun!

I've never considered it, however i'm always up for it! Sri Lanka Ahoyy!

By the way.. if we get in trouble.. this was all your idea, right?

Do you know how to work the navigation? or should we just press all the buttons Bob?

Pressing all the buttons seems to work in the movies, so give it a go!

No, it was YOUR idea, I just had it for you

Yeah Bob, like that will fly with Tids.

*Goes to press a button* umm.. what if we sink the BC Bob?.. i don't want to be known as the person who sunk the Bc..

you press one..

It's worth a try!

Oooh, there are so many to press! Which one to choose? eenie, meenie, minie, mo. Catch a tiger by the toe. If it wriggles let it go! eenie meenie minie... mo *pushes bright red button* I wonder what that does...

*hears a creek from under foot* umm Bob.. what was that?! *feels boat begin to rock* ARGH! Bob! what did you do?! ahh! press somethng else! quick!
if was sink Bob! im using you as protection from the fishy critters!*points at buttons*

quick do something!!

Erm...! What do I do? *Runs around in a panic, starts pushing buttons at random* Did that help?