*returns all first aided up*

Look at the bleepin hole in me gob....no not that one, this one...*points to it*
you women...never ever are you going to get a hold of my tackle and wave it around for your own leisure....now has bob got out of his bobbing cage yet? im hank marvin'
*looks around*
where is that stella anyway...looks like i might have to sack him and get someone more reliable as the navigator/asst co captain.....lazy varmint

*Sighs* I dunno where he is Tids, he didnt even leave me a note..OH MY GOD yano if hes met a sleazy mermaid eh? like that Ste.. hes had it!!(LOL)

*Looks closely at the hole that been left in Tids Lip*

Ohhhhh hey, put a stud in it and be like me..YEAH...go on Tids, we will both have piercings and long blonde hair OMG OMG we will look so cool!! Ive got other lip studs..ya want one? DO YA?

Hmmmmm Bob shoud be round somewhere soon he will cook for us )) but i DONT WANT BACON (Lmaoooooooooo Stell)

*crawls out of cage pale and clammy* Tha...that was too close! *Promptly faints*

Piercing??? Piercing???? did you shee the messh Jill made of me lip when she got a hook caught in it??? she took a pound of flesh i tellsh ya .......i now have a lishp until the numbnessh dishapearsh.....MAYBE and i mean maybe, once itsh all healed ill have a shtud put in.#

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBBBBBBB wakey wakey *slaps the side of his face *

Edited at 09:54 Wed 7/05/08 (BST)

Oh Go Tids! K, ill let ya choose a stud.. ive got Diamante ones too yano WOOOOOOOOOOOO SI

Oh God Bob! Tids Help him!

*Watches as she bites her thumb nail*

*chucks ice from fish store over bob*

that'll get him up.....
*shouts*
BOB you want to become navigator/assistant captain? stella has gone awol eh eh?? wake up!!

Edited at 10:00 Wed 7/05/08 (BST)

*Sits bolt upright* A Promotion? I'm there! ... it doesn't involve me doing anything, does it?

*passes job description to bob*

your responsible for navigation but apart from that , just go with the flow.....the post will need to be advertised first though

*pins up advert on ships main mast*


*decides to rip down advert*

Right....your on a 2 week trial period, heres the ships charts, you knbow we are heading to OZ you need to work out where we are at the moment, how far, ETA, and calibrate the autopilot....it needs checking now and again....after that ill introduce you too BB and then we can chill for a bit...GOOD LUCK

Edited at 10:18 Wed 7/05/08 (BST)

You mean I get to drive?
*miraculously recovers, runs to bridge and starts playing with the wheel*

(look up at last post mate)

OH HANG ON A MIN.... No way are you giving my Stells job away without his say so!!

*Frowns and Stamps*

I MEAN IT

(Damn you, edit facility! )



Hmm, I can see why Stell had such trouble... haven't we got a better chart?

A-hem *coughs* who is the stand in captain???
ME......so since when was you the human resources officer?...Never

*looks at bob*

Get down from messing with that wheel, a great responsibility comes with being the navigator, your 2 week trial has abruptly come to an end.....
you can stay as head cook and bacon butty maker

*re advertises position noting that previous applicants need not apply*

Edited at 10:32 Wed 7/05/08 (BST)

That's got to be the shortest job ever!

I'd better get paid...

Here ya go heres small measure of rum.....now go and get that grill on and do what you do best

Ok Tids..am sorry Tids.. wont happen again Tids..

*thinks to self... i member wen this BC started and it was ME who was Co Cap'n!!!*


Bob.. Cook will ya!

Huh! Demoted from navigator-in-chief to cook! And some people don't even think I can do that!

*trudges to kitchen to cook for Paula* And what would madam like to eat?

*remembers it was taken from ya cos you were crap at it*

*coughs*......ill have something to eat while your doing brekkie bob

Edited at 10:47 Wed 7/05/08 (BST)

Here Tids, I have some lovely rum you can have

Oh Yh Tids ur right..am only fit to sunbathe

Ohhhh Bob, ill have erm.. Boiled Eggs Please