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justsumgirl
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10:47 Wed 16 Jan 08 (GMT)  [Link]  
Oh Sandy!

Urgh! Im trying to cook and ur full of Crabs!!

Go and sort ya self out man!


*Sets the table*
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14:20 Wed 16 Jan 08 (GMT)  [Link]  
*sits patiently at table, waiting for culinary delights*

sandy!! Will you please go and clean yaself up, and take those ickle undesirable, claw infested things with ya!!!!

Jeeees *scratches himself*

*Pours a small appetiser of rum*
justsumgirl
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14:27 Wed 16 Jan 08 (GMT)  [Link]  
*Slaps Stells hand* STOP THAT!

Disgusting..

Did ya pour me a drink?
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14:29 Wed 16 Jan 08 (GMT)  [Link]  
Of course i did bab *rubs his hand* here you are......*Offers paula a nice cool glass of Californian rose wine

Now wheres my Grub???
justsumgirl
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14:33 Wed 16 Jan 08 (GMT)  [Link]  
Thanks baby..

*takes the glass*

Grub I left it there...*Points* OMG someones ate it!

Wheres Sandy??
The greedy git!
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14:59 Wed 16 Jan 08 (GMT)  [Link]  
*runs over to paula and puts 10 spiders down her back and runs off*
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15:08 Wed 16 Jan 08 (GMT)  [Link]  
(PMSLLLLLLLLLL Thats it)

carl yanno i hate spiders!! hang on where did ya get then from *shudders to think*

Paula get showered NOW or that sign ain't going up!!

And sandy, you git! you had me grub, no breaky for you tomorrow!!

*hides booze stash*
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02:56 Thu 17 Jan 08 (GMT)  [Link]  
*appears with blotches of germolene applied to his pinch marks*

here iam, jeeeees i need a stiff one (sts) to ease the pain and i NEVER had your grub

*looks at carl*
justsumgirl
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04:10 Thu 17 Jan 08 (GMT)  [Link]  
CARLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!

*jumps around to get the spiders off her and runs to get showered.........returns to find Sandy covered in yogurt..oh no its cream..*


Jeeeezzz, You full of crabs, and me full of spiders thanks to carl, whatever next!
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05:20 Thu 17 Jan 08 (GMT)  [Link]  
not spider crabs ...perrrrrrlease

right *scratches* whats on the aggenda today, any ideas? and dont say sunbathing
justsumgirl
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06:06 Thu 17 Jan 08 (GMT)  [Link]  
OH Will ya stop scratchin, ya make me feel itchy!

I dunno! Why dont u sand the deck or summat?
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06:42 Thu 17 Jan 08 (GMT)  [Link]  
*stands with hands on hips and one leg in front of the other*

Hummmmph I may be called sandy, but that dont mean i walk around with sheets of sandpaper in my hand you cheeky floosie
BB is the resident maintenance man / gambling croupier

Pass me the calamine lotion will you

now get yer butt in gear and do some cooking.....or or or or you can put them damn dishes away,

*points at the washed crockery*

they wont get put back by themselves yer know



Edited at 12:43 Thu 17/01/08 (GMT)
justsumgirl
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12:24 Thu 17 Jan 08 (GMT)  [Link]  
(Lmaoooo @ Floosie, isnt that like a woman of the night? HA!)


*Throws the calamine*

*Makes Sandy some nice food AND serves it*

*Puts the dishes away thats been there since yesterday*

*Goes to join him and has a nice glass of wine or four*







(See i can be nice too yano!)
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23:26 Thu 17 Jan 08 (GMT)  [Link]  
*Yawns*

My god feels like i've been asleep for 48 hours, I wonder what that git sandy put in that rum ???

*Looks at his Paula snoring like a wild boar*

*Thinks* Shes been on the wine again, same old symptoms....snoring and dribbling*

*Pecks her on the cheek, grabs a towel and heads off for a shower*
justsumgirl
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03:00 Fri 18 Jan 08 (GMT)  [Link]  
(oi you Pmsl!)

*wakes with a headache, goes on deck to make a resolve and goes back to bed*













(ill post later)
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05:03 Fri 18 Jan 08 (GMT)  [Link]  
*Shouts*

OIIIIIII STELLA GET OUT OF MY SHOWER CUBICLE

*thankful the curtain is not of the transparent variety*
justsumgirl
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03:44 Sat 19 Jan 08 (GMT)  [Link]  
*Wakes with a clear head after sleeping all day yesterday, nudges a snoring Stell* "come on bab get up" (STS)

After showering etc etc.....

*Cooks a load of sausages, bacon, black pud etc for everyone else*

Hmmmmmmm enjoys her egg on toast!
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06:01 Sat 19 Jan 08 (GMT)  [Link]  
*wakes to the gorgeous whiff of breaky*

*Gets up and puts on a pair of bermudas, and strolls out on deck*

Hello cariad, here on your own bab?
*Walks up and pecks her cheek, then swiftly nicks a piece off her egg on toast*

Yum Yum , thats nice hun...im gonna make a sarnie, fancy a cuppa?
justsumgirl
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09:03 Sat 19 Jan 08 (GMT)  [Link]  
Heyyyy, Yup im on me own again..

Sure i'll have a cuppa, am not saying no to YOU waiting on me am i?



*waits for tea*
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09:09 Sat 19 Jan 08 (GMT)  [Link]  
one or two lumps hun??

*throws tea towel over his shoulder and trundles off to the galley*

Might grab a bite to eat while im here.

*Opens fridge and peruses contents*

Hmmmmmm looks like we need provisions again*

*Shouts* Paaaauuullaaaaa did you get ANY food, when ya went ashore the other day eh???

*perambulates back to the table, gives Paula her tea, and stands with his arms folded tapping his foot?
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