mr guevara's (and FJ's) booze cruise 2 (contd.)
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10:47 Wed 16 Jan 08 (GMT) [Link]
Oh Sandy!
Urgh! Im trying to cook and ur full of Crabs!!
Go and sort ya self out man!
*Sets the table*
Urgh! Im trying to cook and ur full of Crabs!!
Go and sort ya self out man!
*Sets the table*
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14:20 Wed 16 Jan 08 (GMT) [Link]
*sits patiently at table, waiting for culinary delights*
sandy!! Will you please go and clean yaself up, and take those ickle undesirable, claw infested things with ya!!!!
Jeeees *scratches himself*
*Pours a small appetiser of rum*
sandy!! Will you please go and clean yaself up, and take those ickle undesirable, claw infested things with ya!!!!
Jeeees *scratches himself*
*Pours a small appetiser of rum*
14:27 Wed 16 Jan 08 (GMT) [Link]
*Slaps Stells hand* STOP THAT!
Disgusting..
Did ya pour me a drink?
Disgusting..
Did ya pour me a drink?
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14:29 Wed 16 Jan 08 (GMT) [Link]
Of course i did bab *rubs his hand* here you are......*Offers paula a nice cool glass of Californian rose wine
Now wheres my Grub???
Now wheres my Grub???
14:33 Wed 16 Jan 08 (GMT) [Link]
Thanks baby..
*takes the glass*
Grub I left it there...*Points* OMG someones ate it!
Wheres Sandy??
The greedy git!
*takes the glass*
Grub I left it there...*Points* OMG someones ate it!
Wheres Sandy??
The greedy git!
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14:59 Wed 16 Jan 08 (GMT) [Link]
*runs over to paula and puts 10 spiders down her back and runs off*
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15:08 Wed 16 Jan 08 (GMT) [Link]
(PMSLLLLLLLLLL Thats it)
carl yanno i hate spiders!! hang on where did ya get then from *shudders to think*
Paula get showered NOW or that sign ain't going up!!
And sandy, you git! you had me grub, no breaky for you tomorrow!!
*hides booze stash*
carl yanno i hate spiders!! hang on where did ya get then from *shudders to think*
Paula get showered NOW or that sign ain't going up!!
And sandy, you git! you had me grub, no breaky for you tomorrow!!
*hides booze stash*
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02:56 Thu 17 Jan 08 (GMT) [Link]
*appears with blotches of germolene applied to his pinch marks*
here iam, jeeeees i need a stiff one (sts) to ease the pain and i NEVER had your grub
*looks at carl*
here iam, jeeeees i need a stiff one (sts) to ease the pain and i NEVER had your grub
*looks at carl*
04:10 Thu 17 Jan 08 (GMT) [Link]
CARLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!
*jumps around to get the spiders off her and runs to get showered.........returns to find Sandy covered in yogurt..oh no its cream..*
Jeeeezzz, You full of crabs, and me full of spiders thanks to carl, whatever next!
*jumps around to get the spiders off her and runs to get showered.........returns to find Sandy covered in yogurt..oh no its cream..*
Jeeeezzz, You full of crabs, and me full of spiders thanks to carl, whatever next!
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05:20 Thu 17 Jan 08 (GMT) [Link]
not spider crabs ...perrrrrrlease
right *scratches* whats on the aggenda today, any ideas? and dont say sunbathing
right *scratches* whats on the aggenda today, any ideas? and dont say sunbathing
06:06 Thu 17 Jan 08 (GMT) [Link]
OH Will ya stop scratchin, ya make me feel itchy!
I dunno! Why dont u sand the deck or summat?
I dunno! Why dont u sand the deck or summat?
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06:42 Thu 17 Jan 08 (GMT) [Link]
*stands with hands on hips and one leg in front of the other*
Hummmmph I may be called sandy, but that dont mean i walk around with sheets of sandpaper in my hand you cheeky floosie
BB is the resident maintenance man / gambling croupier
Pass me the calamine lotion will you
now get yer butt in gear and do some cooking.....or or or or you can put them damn dishes away,
*points at the washed crockery*
they wont get put back by themselves yer know
Edited at 12:43 Thu 17/01/08 (GMT)
Hummmmph I may be called sandy, but that dont mean i walk around with sheets of sandpaper in my hand you cheeky floosie
BB is the resident maintenance man / gambling croupier
Pass me the calamine lotion will you
now get yer butt in gear and do some cooking.....or or or or you can put them damn dishes away,
*points at the washed crockery*
they wont get put back by themselves yer know
Edited at 12:43 Thu 17/01/08 (GMT)
12:24 Thu 17 Jan 08 (GMT) [Link]
(Lmaoooo @ Floosie, isnt that like a woman of the night? HA!)
*Throws the calamine*
*Makes Sandy some nice food AND serves it*
*Puts the dishes away thats been there since yesterday*
*Goes to join him and has a nice glass of wine or four*
(See i can be nice too yano!)
*Throws the calamine*
*Makes Sandy some nice food AND serves it*
*Puts the dishes away thats been there since yesterday*
*Goes to join him and has a nice glass of wine or four*
(See i can be nice too yano!)
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23:26 Thu 17 Jan 08 (GMT) [Link]
*Yawns*
My god feels like i've been asleep for 48 hours, I wonder what that git sandy put in that rum ???
*Looks at his Paula snoring like a wild boar*
*Thinks* Shes been on the wine again, same old symptoms....snoring and dribbling*
*Pecks her on the cheek, grabs a towel and heads off for a shower*
My god feels like i've been asleep for 48 hours, I wonder what that git sandy put in that rum ???
*Looks at his Paula snoring like a wild boar*
*Thinks* Shes been on the wine again, same old symptoms....snoring and dribbling*
*Pecks her on the cheek, grabs a towel and heads off for a shower*
03:00 Fri 18 Jan 08 (GMT) [Link]
(oi you Pmsl!)
*wakes with a headache, goes on deck to make a resolve and goes back to bed*
(ill post later)
*wakes with a headache, goes on deck to make a resolve and goes back to bed*
(ill post later)
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05:03 Fri 18 Jan 08 (GMT) [Link]
*Shouts*
OIIIIIII STELLA GET OUT OF MY SHOWER CUBICLE
*thankful the curtain is not of the transparent variety*
OIIIIIII STELLA GET OUT OF MY SHOWER CUBICLE
*thankful the curtain is not of the transparent variety*
03:44 Sat 19 Jan 08 (GMT) [Link]
*Wakes with a clear head after sleeping all day yesterday, nudges a snoring Stell* "come on bab get up" (STS)
After showering etc etc.....
*Cooks a load of sausages, bacon, black pud etc for everyone else*
Hmmmmmmm enjoys her egg on toast!
After showering etc etc.....
*Cooks a load of sausages, bacon, black pud etc for everyone else*
Hmmmmmmm enjoys her egg on toast!
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06:01 Sat 19 Jan 08 (GMT) [Link]
*wakes to the gorgeous whiff of breaky*
*Gets up and puts on a pair of bermudas, and strolls out on deck*
Hello cariad, here on your own bab?
*Walks up and pecks her cheek, then swiftly nicks a piece off her egg on toast*
Yum Yum , thats nice hun...im gonna make a sarnie, fancy a cuppa?
*Gets up and puts on a pair of bermudas, and strolls out on deck*
Hello cariad, here on your own bab?
*Walks up and pecks her cheek, then swiftly nicks a piece off her egg on toast*
Yum Yum , thats nice hun...im gonna make a sarnie, fancy a cuppa?
09:03 Sat 19 Jan 08 (GMT) [Link]
Heyyyy, Yup im on me own again..
Sure i'll have a cuppa, am not saying no to YOU waiting on me am i?
*waits for tea*
Sure i'll have a cuppa, am not saying no to YOU waiting on me am i?
*waits for tea*
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09:09 Sat 19 Jan 08 (GMT) [Link]
one or two lumps hun??
*throws tea towel over his shoulder and trundles off to the galley*
Might grab a bite to eat while im here.
*Opens fridge and peruses contents*
Hmmmmmm looks like we need provisions again*
*Shouts* Paaaauuullaaaaa did you get ANY food, when ya went ashore the other day eh???
*perambulates back to the table, gives Paula her tea, and stands with his arms folded tapping his foot?
*throws tea towel over his shoulder and trundles off to the galley*
Might grab a bite to eat while im here.
*Opens fridge and peruses contents*
Hmmmmmm looks like we need provisions again*
*Shouts* Paaaauuullaaaaa did you get ANY food, when ya went ashore the other day eh???
*perambulates back to the table, gives Paula her tea, and stands with his arms folded tapping his foot?
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