*Waits patiently outside sandy's door*

*Yells* Come out here ya yellow bellied git!! Come on! Pffffft, damn scaredycat

*toddles off back to his cabin, to see what his Paula has got him*

*Shouts* You still ok up there BB?*

*Is still fast asleep fully clothed, with Stells prezzy next to her on his pillow*

*enters cabin, and slams door shut*

Well hewwo baby, what ya got me then eh?

*hangs up sign*

*emerges from cabino numero 13 waving his TT Bat from side to side and wearing pristine white,ironed shorts and sporting a brand new Fred Perry sports shirt*

Riiiiiight........stella im ready

*bounces 4 TT balls on his TT bat switching from the blue side to the red between bounces*


Where on earth is he? hes set the table and why is there a can of beer outside my door?...OH Well waste not want not

*picks up the beer and gulps it in one swift go*

BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRP

Brekkie time

*makes waffles*

*wakes to the smell of food*

*Pecks and nudges her Stell*

C'mon bab....

*showers and joins Sandy for waffles*

Woo Wooo Sandy *Whistles*
Your lookin fresh and clean and sporty

well why thanking you i better put my apron on, dont want to spoil my whites

is he up yet? lazy effargy

*looks @ Sandy Shocked*

I Beg your Pardon?? How rude! (PMSL)


How long for the Waffles Sandy?


*Sips her tea*











IM lmaoooo @ ur posts today yano

dont stand there looking like ive got 2 heads, he is a lazy effargy, waffles are ready, syrup etc is over there

*points too table with syrup and other continental/yankee brekkie condiments on it*

Edited at 10:30 Tue 15/01/08 (GMT)

OH! He is NOT Lazy...well, not with me he's not!



*Eats her Waffles*

Sooooooooo You ready to get beat @ TT then?

BEAT? MEEE? NEVERRRRR, im the prime of my life ill wup his puny little butt.....

*bends and stretches to limber up*

Edited at 10:36 Tue 15/01/08 (GMT)

*looks @ Sandy as he bends*

"HUH Ya say His Butt is Puny"..

*LAUGHS HER HEAD OFF*

He's young tho Sandy and VERY Fit yano..


*goes to wash the plates*

youth v experience....no chance, now stay there where a woman should be.....by the sink

*legs it out of harms way*

OH!

*Drops the last plate into the sink making a splash, takes apron off, dries hands and goes to sunbathe*


YOU DO THE DISHES!

not my job thats why you have smaller feet, to get closer to the sink, im off for a spot of snorkeling to catch crabs, the crustatian marine variety of course

HUH! *Shouts* "You dont need to Snorkel to catch crabs...so i heard"


*Laughs and lays back down*

Oh shurrrrrrup you

*throws ice cube on a sunbathing paula*

SPLASSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHH

*enters the deep blue something*

(OMG! ya cant do that Sandy....really OOER!)


*Leaves the ice cube to melt and waits for her Stell*

*Appears through the late night mist, after FINALLY cooking that bloody great fish*

Right then whos up for a spot of supper, sorry its fish but.....we are at sea after all

Sees Paula.....convulsing , as she is sunbathing......OMG the last time i seen you like this bab......someone threw an ice cube on you

*Picks her up, and heads back to his cabin*

MORNIIIIING!


*Breezes on deck grinning and looking fine*


Breakfast anyone??

*Sings as she cooks*

*climbs aboard ship screaming in agony because there are crabs hanging off many parts of sandys body (but luckily not 'there')*

Gerrrrrem offfffff me

Edited at 09:23 Wed 16/01/08 (GMT)