pfffffff damn cruise is supposed to be fun, what happened to all the boozing,partying,gsambling and bar b q's?

*shimmers up to the crows nest for a spot of whale spotting*

*Looks up and shouts*

Oiiii !! ya crazy beast up there, fancy joining me for a cold one?

*opens cooler box, and presents ice cold can of the amber nectar, with droplets of water, cascading down the side* eh? eh?

Tell me you look familier stranger, have i seen you somewhere before ??

*shimmers down the main mast pole but catches a few splinters in his butt on the way down, finally after much pain, feet are firm on deck, then starts walking about in a 'just sat on a cacti fashion*

Arrrrrgh gotta get these darn splinters out

*gets tweezers and removes the offending shards of wood*


Arrrrgh thats better, i think we need to get BB to get his sander out and smooth the woodwork down and re varnish it, this ship has been negelected and needs some TLC......but before that...... beeeeer time

*takes a cold frosty beer thats being held out*

arrrrrrgh thats better *burrrrrp*

so you think i look familiar eh?

who per chance? i think its the sea life yer know, making you go all 'illusional'

right lets salp this gutted sea bass i caught t'other day on the barbi

Well done that man *sparks up the barbi, and cracks open another frosty one*

You empty there Sandy?? are ya eh? come on keep up. Right hand over that fish mate.

*Takes the aforementioned gutted seafaring finflapping creature, and slaps it on the barbi, along with some other bits and bobs*

Hmmm just us two i think mate. Paula has gone ashore SHopping, dont know where the rest are.
*Takes another slurp and turns up the heat a tad, and closes the lid*
That should cook nicely for a while.
Right then, lets sort that bloody mast out shall we?? keep an eye on the barbi mate, i'll go and see what tools BB has got.
*Heads off to Boiler room*

Buuuurp

oooh m8 that was a fizzy one

*sandys eyes well up from the bubbly type burple*

well im kinda out of ale

*shakes empty can to the sound of just the pull ring and a stubbed ceeegar cracks open a fresh brew*


Leave me with them fishies m8, i got em on the low heat now

*opens up the lid too see one fish flapping about*

STELLLLLLAAAAAAAAA is th-th-th-this supposed to happen?

*downs a swift , ample measure of rum*

damn things still doing it

*panics and puts lid down hoping it will stop*

*emerges from boiler room, with black and decker sander, extension lead, and one tin of all weather varnish*

There ya go sandy, me ol' seadog, go and sort that mast out, never again will your J_Lo see splinters!

*Tosses sandy another frosty one, and goes to check on the barbi*

*whistles and skips across deck*

Edited at 11:12 Sun 13/01/08 (GMT)

*looks at sander and varnish*

OK wise guy, wheres the brush and extension lead?

*BB appers with the afore mentioned items and takes the materials off sandy and starts maintenance on the sea weathered woodwork*

Cheers BB

*toddles off for a shower*

Open your Optics sandy......i bought the extension lead!!! (see previous post)

*Turns fish over on barbi, and slurps away*

Hmmmm Wheres My Paula *looks at watch* now there is SHopping and there is taking the Mick!!

*Shouts* "You ok up there BB, any sign of Paula yet"

*Turns thermostat right down while sandy is in the shower, and chuckles as he hears the girly scream*

*girly scream*

AaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAA(higher girlie pitched bit) AAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

"Oh my good god tids ! HES A WOMAN !!!"

*High pitched Girli scream*

"AHHHhHHHhhHHHhhhhhHHHhhHhhhhhhhh"

*looks around*

whos tids?

Tids ??????? Where??

*still chuckling away to himself*
Hows that shower Sandy

*Hears someone chuckling to themselves in the distance....Walks out of her cabin to go find out what the noise is all about*

Hellooooo Stella! wht can i ask are you laughing at!?

*stands there shivering with his towel wrapped around his middle*

Me Steph...hes chuckling at me, that barstool, turnin' that damn thermostat down..AGAIN, one day *points a wavy figer* one day stella you will get yer come uppance

*quickly while nobody is looking takes of his towel, and twists it together and flicks the end at stellas butt, quickly legs it away towards cabin No 13*

Edited at 14:02 Mon 14/01/08 (GMT)

YEEEOOOOUUCHHHH ya git!! that bloody hurt *rubs his (_x_) vigorously!!*

*shouts as he watches sandy's naked hairy butt disappearing into his cabin (not a pretty sight either, i may add)*

Oiii get back here ya swine. i'll have ya back for that!! *still hopping about, rubbing his a**e*

*runs into cabin 13 giggling like a big kid, turns round to give stella the finger*

Ha! that'll teach ya, right im getting changed, fancy a game of table tennis when i get back?? Drunken Table tennis that is!

I'll be waiting ya great oaf!!

*Looks up to see BB still varnishing his mast (sts)* Heyyyy bob any sign of My Paula yet??

*Sets up Table Tennis table, in anticipation of Sandy's hammering*

Time for a beer methinks *heads off to the galley*

*returns from her shopping trip*

*Plonks her self down and drops all her bags*

God its hard work SHopping yano

Well hello, and about bloody time!!

Oiii FF!! dont you leave them bags there! and there better be a pressie in there for me as well!!?

Jeeeees Sandy has been in that cabin of his far too long, im gonna see what that hairy (_x_) git is up to.

*Marches down the deck, and hammers cabin No13's door*

Oiiii Towel Flicker, get out here NOW!

*Holds a frosty one next to the keyhole and opens it Pssssssssssstttt* That should get his attention

*Tuts and grabs her bags and takes them to the cabin to sort them out*

*Empties them and places Stells prezzie on his pillow*


*Lays down..just for a sec but dozes off*