(PMSL)


*takes a shower, goes in the fridge and takes out a stella and goes down to savour the beer*

GOOD MORNING SHIPMATES!!!

(Sings)

"Aint no mountain hgh, aint no valley low, aint no river wiiiiiiide enuff babyyyyyy, if ya need me call me, no matter where u are, no matter how far,(dnt worry baby) just call my name i'll be there in a hurry ya dnt have to worry cos baby there AINT NO MOUNTAIN HIIIIIIIGH ENUFF, AINT NO VALLEY LOOOOOOWWW ENUUUFFF AINT NO RIVER WIDE ENUFF to keep me from getting to youuuuuuuuuuuuuu"


*shakes her thang as she cooks*

wakes up to the sound of paulas sweeeet sweeet singing voice and to the smell of deeeelicious cooked brekkie*

Hey paula, i can see your bottom , through that apron,didnt know you liked cooking in the buff.

OOER!

*Shocked look at Tids..erm.. *blushes*


I Thought My Stell was the only one awake!

*Looks around*


I'm Sorry Tids..


I'll go dress........


*Heads off*















(Pmfsl @ You!!)

Tids m8 u were the last person with the captain's credit card ... where the hell did u put it ???

I think as a sympathy vote Paula needs it to pay for enlargement surgery... 34C's, aint they called pimples these days???? Does the card still have £5000 on its available spend??

Whilst tids looks for card, I'm off to find Lou , she been missing for days, *wonders* if she got drugged too , either that or shes cooking the afore mentioned eggs in which case she can feed me!

*turns round to war and says*

the card is safe m8, it has an unlimited credit amount on it the ship is used as collateral so if guevara doesnt pay up then his ship is nabbed.....remind me when we dock next and we can get paula sorted
where are we going by the way

*looks around for stella*

STELLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHERE WE GOIN'

*Returns*

WAR! I heard that yano.....how dare ya discuss my bra size!

*Looks at her 34c's*

They are NOT pimples, they are just right for Moi!


TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDS! *HUGS*.... he went down to see BB yano...tells me he will only be 10 mins and forgets to come back *TUTS*

*heads off to see BB*

comes out after a long while

whats been happning??

tids whats happened with all your posts ?

( i deleted my account and tried a new name, but i realised i like my name so i re joined again.....dont know what i missed until its gone eh? a cliche i know but so true)

*spots pooly on deck after returning from BB and waves a wad full of dosh into the air and shouts*

LOAAAAAAAADSA MONEY lets make brekkie eh? im celebrating after fleecing the stellameister and BB at poker

*Yawns and wakes up*

MORRRRRRRNING EVERYONE!

*gets dressed and goes to make brekky for everyone*





(pssst stephy is back!!)

Morning stephy you had a nice kip?

*blocks her approach to the stove*
now now im doing the cooking with pooly......................
toss me over another slab of streaky please m8

(my goodness it didnt get blocked lol,)

Edited at 11:13 Thu 4/10/07 (BST)

Morning Tidssssss *HUGS*

Yes i have thanks! i lurrrrrrrrrve sleep

Oh well if u insist Tidsy *goes back and sits down while tidsy cooks brekky *

*Wakes lazily on deck and spots Tids and pooly cooking.........then Spots Steph and springs into life*


ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHH STEPHY *runs and hugs* Are you ok, omg omg we need to top our tans up and have a good old goss

*Sits at the table with Steph*

















(pssssssssssssssst glad ya back i was only girly again)

*HUGS Paula* Im fine thanks hun...slept for a long time tho...i swear ppl put stuff in my drinks to make me sleep!

We do need to top up our tans woooooo and drink cocktails and have a good goss YAY

*gets some drinks and catches up wooo*







(im back nowwwwww)

"Oi Tiiiiiiiiiiiids...wheres the brekky hippy eh eh?"


*Gossips away with stephy*


If i find ANYONE messin with ur drinks..........

hippy??? right its muesli and seeds for you my girl

calling me a hippy...indeed *goes into a humph*

What was that an hippy arghh looks at tids and does a runner

*thinks to himself....no brekkie for her then and throws one of his sandles at her*

*wakes with a hangover*


Steph what was we drinking last night urghhhh


*Lays back down and pulls the quilt over her*