*stomps up the metal steps from BB's hovel, disgruntled at the lack of co operation from the navigator, and starts muttering too himself*
...that bloody stella, sneaking off to for a cuddle when theres stuff round here to do......


*walks up to paulas door with the navigation charts and leaves it outside the door and knocks on door and shouts*

.............youre the flippin navigator, get yer backside out and plot the course, im gonna get the gangplank up and upanchor and prime the engines.

*shouts down to BB*

STOKE 'EM BOB

*walks away and lites his pipe*

*Snuggles into her Stell for 5 mins before getin up, grabbin her shower stuff and heading off....opens door...ummmmm piks charts up..looks at them and shrugs... "OI TF Are these for you?"?? OIIIIIIIIIII...puts the charts next to Stell and heads off.....

Edited at 12:55 Thu 20/09/07 (BST)

*is sailing into no mans water, shouts below and stamps on floor which is also ceiling to paulas cabin as its directly below*

STEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
GET YER BONE IDLE CARCASS OUT OF THERE AND PLOT THIS DAMN COURSE........I DONT KNOW WHERE WE ARE GOING

OOER!


What The........... *Looks around.... marches out of cabin and on deck*



WHO WAS THAT!

*jumps put of bed to the sound of someone screaming....runs out her cabin to find Paula stood there in amazment like hersef*


OIIIIIII who was that screaming!?

oh and Hiya Paula wooooooo *HUGS* xxx

*notices Paula and steph wandering around the deck*

hello steph welcome back on board...anyone seen stella??

*looks at paula in a 'get him up manner' *

*yawns and strolls on deck*

What the fu..liping hell is all this shouting about eh?? trying to sleep a hangover off here.

*stomps back to cabin*

WTF !!! what the hell are these ffs.....*unravels nautical scrolls* Oh i see, tidsy dropping hints is he !!!

*walks over to table and puts paperweight on each corner of the map, and rubs his chin*

Hmmm now let me see, where shall we go *grabs a cold one to help him think, and lights up a cuban*

*Sticks pin in map* hehehe Califarnia it is then

*Shouts out of cabin door* CALIFORNIA IT IS THEN SHIPMATES !!

*Puts on shorts, grabs his beer and heads off to take the helm*

*Goes to bed cos she doesnt feel well*

*shakes his head silently to himself and walks outon deck*

Ooooar me shipm8's kalifornya then is it?
lets get the riggin up
(BB resting from all the stoking sts)
full ahead me ol' 'earty's

stella toss me a cold frosty one please

*reaches in top pocket and pulls out a cuban, chews end of it,spits the end overboard and lites up the fine south american smoke*

*Wakes up and cuddles his poorly Paula loads*

*Thinks to self*......someone else can guide the ship today, im staying here, and looking after my girl...*snuggles in* .

*goes and settles into hypersleep*

*Wakes all sweaty (pmsl) cos shes been in bed for ages.. showers and dreses and head on deck in a very good refeshed mood*




HIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAA whats happening then?

Hellloo baby *Hugs his Paula* Were off to California bab........lots more sun & SHops for ya

*Grabs a cold one and relaxes on hammock*

Awwww Blesss.... *looks at her Stell asleep on the hammock.....pecks him softly on his cheek*


FOOD! I need food..

*makes some tea and toast*



Ohhhhhhhhh lovely weather today

WAKEY WAKEY RISE AND SHINE!



*Makes some lunch and sings her head off*


"Lets haveeeeeeeeeee Ssssss real gooooooooooooddddddddd sssssssssssss cos u got what i need and.......la la laaaaaaaaaaaaa"

Whos shouting... looks out his cabin yeah thought it would be paula !!!

whats for lunch paula lol you got us all up so you make it now

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

(still asleep)

I was SINGING Ben! Not shouting!


Ohhhhh what ya want ?? Ill cook whatever?


Can u hear snoring Ben??


*Follows the sound*


A haaaaaaaaaa! *Bangs on SI's door...HIPPYYYYYYYYY Get up ! am cooking come on*


*goes back to cooking*


Ben, you seen my Stell anywhere??

yeah there is def a loud noise coming from one of the cabins paula... and i will have what ever your cooking im not fussed

Im sure he is a round somewhere follow the trail of empty beer cans you will prob find him!!!!

Edited at 14:37 Tue 25/09/07 (BST)

hamana shamana oooooiiiiiii gerrofffffff for 'eavens sake save my cigars......stop cheating at cards stella

*talks in his sleep*