*is engulfed by the cooking smoke of bacon,sausages,mushrooms, tomatos fried bread, black and white pudding, and eggs, waves the smoke away and sees cheeky standing there like a lemon*

Dont just stand there......put the kettle on

Omg the cheek of you,*rolls eys* tuts walks of to put kettle on,oh shouts tids no black pudding or mushrooms,so 2 eggs for me oh and what you havin tea or coffee

*shouts over*

BEER for me

You want beer,i walked to the otherside just to put kettle on,now your sayin you want a Beer,well you can have tea or coffee *rolls eyes*

stunbles from his cabin i thought i heard some noise !

any breakfast left im starved !

You will be lucky,ive been waiting for god knows how long,you want a brew









if so make me 1 please

* stacks all the food high on platters and shouts*

RIIIIIGHT YOU 'ORRIBLE BUNCH OF SEA DOOOOGS COOOOOOOOME AN' GEEEEEET IT

About time to,come on then chop chop,*rolls eyes* oh dont forget bread and butter please,oh and fresh orange as well

*eats all the left over grub and rubs tummy*

By 'eck that was a true belly buster, i better go and have a lie down

*waddles off to have a kip and breaks wind*

PAAAAAAAAAAAAARP


oooer pardon moi

lol dam i missed it ! looks iam going hungry !!!!!!! tids you get left me a bacon butty !

oi tids shame on you,tuts *shouts ben* make me some food *looks* over at tids see him laid there mouth open wide snoring,get some water throws it at him and then runs like the clappers,phewwwwww ha ha ha catch me now if you can run lmao

*lies there unable to move like a stranded whale*

hears tids goin blub blub sticks fingers in ears for crying out loud tids sssshhhhhhh lmao

*Walks on Deck to see Tids looking....well yano* PMSL



*Makes a drink*

Pour me one will ya .................and what ya lookin at me like that for..........have i got two heads or summat?

WHO ME? *Points to self*
What am i looking at? Dunno but its looking back (pmfsl)

*Lays on a sunlounger*

*Strolls on deck has a look around*

Hmmmmmm where is everyone, more to the point, are we still in South Africa ????

Think we need to head off ppl. any ideas ???

*Goes off to find tidsy*.......hmmm bet hes with BB having a beer and a cuban !!?

*sets off in pursuit*

*sees stell decending steps to BB*
Hey m8 pull up a pew and have a beer,i was just thinking.......time we set sail eh? what ya think?

Hellooooooooooooooooooo !! *looks around, shrugs shoulders and makes a drink*


I say we set sail again too

Right then the decision has been made !!
We are off, question is, where ????
over to you acting skipper *points at Tidsy*

*Goes back to cabin for cuddles with his Paula*