Well done Cloony - He was an executioner and the person he killed had been sentenced to death. It was a public execution

Heres another...

A man takes his wie to see a war movie. During the bit with lots of grenades and fighting and dying, he takes out a gun and shoots his wife. He then leaves the cinema without anyone stopping him. How did he manage this?

Edited at 08:30 Sat 21/07/07 (BST)

because they thought he was in the film !

lmao

Because his wife was Japanese and they watched Pearl Harbor and because he never paid attention at school he never knew that it was Japan who did it and now he suddenly realised it so he shot her.

The auduence didn't stop him because they were so caught up in patriotic fervour that they condoned it. And... because he had a gun.

Lol - You lot are imaginative!

Shame they aren't the right answers

The answer is a little less exciting lol

Gonna carry on guessing?

Or shall I give you the answer

Because um it was so noisy that no one heard him shoot her? lmao

Because there literally was lots of grenades and fighting and dying, not necessarily in the film but there in the cinema. The husband saw his opportunity and he took it. Arresting someone for murder in that mess would have been like handing out speeding tickets in the Indy 500.

Lol - orchid is right!!

You sure are imaginitive though lol

Try these...

Which side of a cow has the most hair?

and

The owner of the pet shop guaranteed that a parrot repeated every word it heard. The customer found that the parrot wouldn't repeat a single word that he said. Nevertheless, what the pet shop owner said was true. How could this be?

Which side of a cow has the most hair?

The outside

The damn bird was deaf!

lol - Correct

What is the next letter? : W I T N...

and

A man rode into town on his horse on a Friday. He stayed for two days and then left on Friday. How is this possible?

and

There is a common English word that is nine letters long. Each time you remove a letter from it, it still remains an English word - from nine letters right down to a single letter. What is the original word, and what are the words that it becomes after removing one letter at a time?

Good luck with the last lol



Edited at 14:48 Sun 22/07/07 (BST)

His horse was called friday, thats an old one!! lol Dont know the other one!

next letter is L

The 9-letter word is startling.

remove the L, the word is starting
then the T, the word is staring
remove the A, the word is string
next the R, the word is sting
if you remove the remaining T the word is sing
then remove the G, the word is sin
the S, the word is in
and if you remove N the word is I.

Sorry ppl!!!

Someone else has to take riddle master for the next 2 weeks cos I'm on holiday!!!

Have fun and c ya's when I get back!!!

(All those answers were right btw)

Edited at 23:06 Sun 22/07/07 (BST)

Hwy, why is this right???

Cloony... (W)hat (I)s (T)he (N)ext (L)etter?

Get it?

Now...I'm on holiday from 5 am tomorrow, so see ya in 2 weeks.

Keep this thread going please. I love it

Edited at 20:51 Mon 23/07/07 (BST)

Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhh... nice one! Bon voyage!

how do you make 3p out of two coins, if one of them isnt a 2p coin

a boy comes into hospital from an accident with horrific injuries.
the doctor says "oh my god its my son"

but the doctor is not the boys father

explain