i like these manly for the comebacks...

Man- I've seen your beautiful face before, I'm sure.
Woman- Yes, I'm a friend of your wife's.

Man- What would you say is the best thing about being so gorgeous?
Woman- Not being expected to talk to ugly people like you.

Man- I'd go to the ends of the world for you.
Woman- Yes, but would you stay there?

I'm no Fred Flinstone, but i can make your Bed-rock

haha that one might work actually like that.

it has to beat: ig shlinda tink your aight if skhloshed me is, jaysus ya wud like...

Ie your suggestion of getting sloshed and jumbling words!

yea haha jayus is you how is gorjas like me would,say it fast enough they think you have an extra language.

if i said u had a hot body would u hold it against me


My magical watch says you aren't wearing any underwear!
Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast.

You, Me, Whipped cream and Handcuffs. Any questions?

My name is Daniel...remember that, you'll be screaming
it later.

Come on Ruddan, clean stuff only!

Edited by forum moderator magicblack, at 16:54 Wed 13/12/06 (GMT)

A friend i was startin to feel all alone in magic's naughty courner

I like your comeback ones Emma!!

I can just hear you saying them!

Yeah but they'll never work

lmao make me sound like the evil cow then claire

Pmsl Emma...Sowwi Hun!!

i quote
grey anatomy:

I love to watch you set bones
will you go out with me?

sorry but wtf?

man: you remind me of a screwdriver
womanL why?
man: cos when i look and think of you my nuts tighten

Man: Hi
Women: urmm hi
Man: Will u go out wif me
Women: sure

Keep it simple!

hahaha

Man: How are ya

This is what i think it shuold be:
man: you remind me of a spanner
woman: why?
man: cos when i look and think of you my nuts tighten

look here for chat up lines

http://www.chatuplines.net/store/for-men-p-169.html

or:
http://www.funsms.net/txt_sms_chat_lines.htm

Edited at 10:58 Sun 17/12/06 (GMT)

if you mean it, look them in the eyes and say;
you are so beautiful

works well enough for me

If only it was so easy or all of us monkey lol