haha i did quite like the jamaica offer!! lol okay rudders, when are we off

Urmmmmm, well u c i already booked it!
Were off on friday!

haha thank goodness, i've got an anatomy test monday!

Well i saved u then, i must have sumin special for that?

lol course! what'd you like?

Well........... Sumin of ur choice?

Anyway the briefing goes a bit like this:
1: We get onto plane
2: We get off plane
3: we get coch to V.I.P mansion
4: We open the door
5: unpack stuff
6: Goto the best resturant eva!
7: get bak
8: Get a lovely massage
9: Relax it off in the jacuzzi
10: Watch a romantic movie together, just reserved for us
11: Watch the Beautiful stars together
12: Go to the bedroom
13: Do the loundry :)
14: Wake up and watch sunrise together
15: This si the part where i push a button and spiderman comes out of the floor and makes us pizza (in tha mornin)

All the rest are just as good

Edited at 21:47 Tue 12/12/06 (GMT)

hahahhahaha rudders you have been planning this out for a bit...lol the umm is clearly when we do the laundry, right?? haha and the nude beach?? oh goodness gracious!

Ok ill cut the nude beach out: Instead ill put sumin else!

Ill edit it ok

If i had one wish in the world, it would be this.......

If i could rearange the alphabet, i would put I and U together

3)
you have been summoned to cupids court for bein fit as (edit)something that is considered attractive, and trespassing in my fantasies! if found guilty you are sentenced to 3hours of (edit)(there is no nice way of saying that!) with me! how do you plead?

2)
pick a number between 1 n 10
*girl picks number*
sorry you lost, you'll have to take off all your clothes.

1)
*lad licks finger and puts finger on girl's top*
your clothes seem to be wet let me get you out of them

there my favourite and most pathetic

Edited at 23:41 Tue 12/12/06 (GMT)

Edited by forum moderator magicblack, at 08:50 Wed 13/12/06 (GMT)

hahha number 1 is hillariously lame, lovelyyy emma

prob get edited for not bein sutable thou lol

Emmma if you know full well it's inappropriate then don't say it. I don't enjoy editing posts! (well, most of the time...)

As for the rest of you; Keep this very clean or I'll have to cap.
No more direct sexual references, this is a family site. Further incidences will risk your posting ability..

Edited by forum moderator magicblack, at 08:54 Wed 13/12/06 (GMT)

I think you're the most beautiful girl I have ever seen... this morning

or

your ugly but you intrigue me.

i hava much success yes.

(Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.

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LMAO! I like the first one presh HAHA!

Brighteyes, you look like a parkin ticket
You got "fine" written all over u

M: Can you catch, love?
F: What?
M: Can you catch?
F: Why?
M: Cos I've got a couple of balls comin your way.

'prob get edited for not bein sutable thou lol'

Emmma if you know full well it's inappropriate then don't say it. I don't enjoy editing posts! (well, most of the time...)

As for the rest of you; Keep this very clean or I'll have to cap.
No more direct sexual references, this is a family site. Further incidences will risk posting ability..

Edited at 08:56 Wed 13/12/06 (GMT)

Magic i dont think you'll chat up anyone with that line