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Deleted User
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18 years ago  [Link]  
haha i did quite like the jamaica offer!! lol okay rudders, when are we off
Deleted User
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18 years ago  [Link]  
Urmmmmm, well u c i already booked it!
Were off on friday!
Deleted User
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18 years ago  [Link]  
haha thank goodness, i've got an anatomy test monday!
Deleted User
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18 years ago  [Link]  
Well i saved u then, i must have sumin special for that?
Deleted User
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18 years ago  [Link]  
lol course! what'd you like?
Deleted User
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18 years ago  [Link]  
Well........... Sumin of ur choice?

Anyway the briefing goes a bit like this:
1: We get onto plane
2: We get off plane
3: we get coch to V.I.P mansion
4: We open the door
5: unpack stuff
6: Goto the best resturant eva!
7: get bak
8: Get a lovely massage
9: Relax it off in the jacuzzi
10: Watch a romantic movie together, just reserved for us
11: Watch the Beautiful stars together
12: Go to the bedroom
13: Do the loundry :)
14: Wake up and watch sunrise together
15: This si the part where i push a button and spiderman comes out of the floor and makes us pizza (in tha mornin)

All the rest are just as good

Edited at 21:47 Tue 12/12/06 (GMT)
Deleted User
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18 years ago  [Link]  
hahahhahaha rudders you have been planning this out for a bit...lol the umm is clearly when we do the laundry, right?? haha and the nude beach?? oh goodness gracious!
Deleted User
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18 years ago  [Link]  
Ok ill cut the nude beach out: Instead ill put sumin else!

Ill edit it ok
Deleted User
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18 years ago  [Link]  
If i had one wish in the world, it would be this.......

If i could rearange the alphabet, i would put I and U together
Deleted User
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18 years ago  [Link]  
3)
you have been summoned to cupids court for bein fit as (edit)something that is considered attractive, and trespassing in my fantasies! if found guilty you are sentenced to 3hours of (edit)(there is no nice way of saying that!) with me! how do you plead?

2)
pick a number between 1 n 10
*girl picks number*
sorry you lost, you'll have to take off all your clothes.

1)
*lad licks finger and puts finger on girl's top*
your clothes seem to be wet let me get you out of them

there my favourite and most pathetic

Edited at 23:41 Tue 12/12/06 (GMT)

Edited by forum moderator magicblack, at 08:50 Wed 13/12/06 (GMT)
Deleted User
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18 years ago  [Link]  
hahha number 1 is hillariously lame, lovelyyy emma
Deleted User
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18 years ago  [Link]  
prob get edited for not bein sutable thou lol

Emmma if you know full well it's inappropriate then don't say it. I don't enjoy editing posts! (well, most of the time...)

As for the rest of you; Keep this very clean or I'll have to cap.
No more direct sexual references, this is a family site. Further incidences will risk your posting ability..

Edited by forum moderator magicblack, at 08:54 Wed 13/12/06 (GMT)
topshot
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18 years ago  [Link]  
I think you're the most beautiful girl I have ever seen... this morning

or

your ugly but you intrigue me.

i hava much success yes.
Deleted User
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18 years ago  [Link]  
(Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.
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Deleted User
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18 years ago  [Link]  
LMAO! I like the first one presh HAHA!
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18 years ago  [Link]  
Brighteyes, you look like a parkin ticket
You got "fine" written all over u
Deleted User
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18 years ago  [Link]  
M: Can you catch, love?
F: What?
M: Can you catch?
F: Why?
M: Cos I've got a couple of balls comin your way.
Deleted User
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18 years ago  [Link]  
'prob get edited for not bein sutable thou lol'

Emmma if you know full well it's inappropriate then don't say it. I don't enjoy editing posts! (well, most of the time...)

As for the rest of you; Keep this very clean or I'll have to cap.
No more direct sexual references, this is a family site. Further incidences will risk posting ability..

Edited at 08:56 Wed 13/12/06 (GMT)
bass_hunter
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18 years ago  [Link]  
Magic i dont think you'll chat up anyone with that line
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