Hi was just wondering what everyones favourite chat up line is?....a line u use or thats been used on you. I ask this cos this is one that a guy said to me last night on ere, thought it was worth sharing...

If you held 11 red roses and looked in the mirror you would see the 12 most beautiful things in the world!!...... Post urs below!!

That was crap ^^!

What colour pants you got on!

Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven?

Please note I would never actually use that; or any other chat up line

your teeth are like stars.......

(followed by a smile from the recipitent)

......they come out at night

(followed by a slap by the recipitent)

(same as magic, i would never dream of using such a cheesy chat up line)

Pmsl...is that what u say to the blokes 1_eye???

PMSL

You don't seem to sweat much for a fat lass, do you?

All the time claire! But i save my best ones for you hunny!

Lmao...share them with me here then hun!!!

YH! *Chants* SHARE THEM Ta-Da-Daaaaaaa

them: "Excuse me, do you have the time?"
ME: "Do you have the energy?"

Lets go to jamaca
coz ur jamacan me crazy!

hahah i absolutely love these...if i was at a pub and a guy told me some of these i might not say no!!

How could you say yes? They would have me cracking up (if i was a girl...)

Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?

That is worthy of the jokes thread

Do you know karate? Because your body is really kickin'.

Hey bright eyes, theres only 10 angelz in the world, 5 are sleeping, 4 have the flu, but the special one is you =)

haha awwwwwww ruddan!

Call me rudders.....

(That was made out of the top of ma head)

But how bout u take the offer of goin to jamaca wif me?