Thought for the day - what happened to brighteyes?

thought of the day if i had a brain god help me pmsl

I think animal testing is a terrible idea - They get all nervous and give the wrong answers

Brighteyes
Burning like fire

OK, so what's the speed of dark?

Or the sound of speed?

Thought of the day- what does PMSL mean?

p*ssing my self laffin

Isnt the speed of dark the the same as the speed of light?

Seeing as dark is just an absence of light, and then when a light is put out the dark passes throgh the room at the same speed as the light leaves it, then I guess they're both the same. So there!

PMSL = Professional Measurement of the Speed of Light

PMSL = Paula Must Surley Laugh

Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip round the sun.

Ta hell with that, that's not what I bought into when I joined the ride!

Thought of the day:

Am i alive and dreaming, or dead and remembering?

Alive and dreaming

Trips round the sun are fun though

Darkness has no speed as it isnt a substance in the same way that light is

I guess... But in the same way as emptiness isn't a "substance" as it's actually the absence of substance, can you say that there's no such thing as the speed at which a room empties because it's actually the speed at which the people themselves are leaving it?

The best job in the world much be a film director who can write love scenes into the films. Two men spring to mind: Woody Allen and Clint Eastwood.

if at first you dont succeed the skydiving probly isnt for you

It is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish.
--Aeschylus

Liked this one!

i can levitate birds, no one cares.