Thought of the day:
I need a new belt my trousers fell down

Edited at 20:40 Sat 20/01/07 (GMT)

Sorry, I left out a bit... The best job in the world much be a film director who can write love scenes for themselves into the films in which they star! Two men spring to mind: Woody Allen (e.g. Banana) and Clint Eastwood (e.g. The Eiger Sanction)

This is a famous one!

''The history of saints is mainly the history of insane people''

Mussolini


This is one of my favourites;

''Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well armed lamb contesting the vote''

Benjamin Franklin!

Beauty is in the eye of . . . the beer holder

ROFL!

Thought for the day....

Dont trust a man for a second!!

Hey some of us are ok you know

are you? are you really!?

Lmao @ steph....is he steph??

well i dunno

Stella are you??? hehe

I've got a new job, and the 1471 feature of phones was discussed, and that reminded me of a lyrics from a song:

I do 1471
The minute I get in
And if your number's not there
Your stuff stays in the bin
- One Four Seven One, Arab Strap

And you girls thought it was just guys who were untrustworthy, ha!

If for every rule there is an exception, then we have established that
there is an exception to every rule.
If we accept "For every rule there is an exception" as a rule, then we
must concede that there may not be an exception after all, since the rule
states that there is always the possibility of exception, and if we follow
it to its logical end we must agree that there can be an exception to
the rule that for every rule there is an exception.

--mind boggles--

mine did to for a moment but think about it

LMAO <confused smiley>

Lamo gd one stell!

Lamo? PMSL

Ok, here's a good one.

If a bull calf never sees the adult cattle mating, then, when he grows up, how does he know how to "do the business", so to speak? Or does he ever know?

when the going gets tough, hire a hitman

I still miss my ex . . . but my aim is getting better