Why do they call it rock 'n' roll?

Rock music...it rocks...but how the hell does it roll?

Cos ya gotta roll with it.

How is Johnny Knoxville still alive?

Because he is very lucky :P

How is stev-o alive!!!?!?!

He wont be for much longer after i get my hands on him...the name stealer grrrr

lmfao.

money isnt the root of all evil 25.8069758 is. think about it

Ha, you were watching QI as well!!!!!

SO the root of all evil is actually 24.819347291981713192266483910899!!!

why is milk white?

Hmmm, good one...

Do dogs cry?

yup

Why do dogs hate to be looked in the eye, while cats lurrve it

Cos dogs are funny wee f*ckers! Cats crave attention.

What if dogs and cats could talk?

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Why do dogs hate it when you blow in their faces, yet put them in a car and love sticking their heads out of the window !!!

If humans doing it from behind call it doggy-style, then do dogs doing it facing each other called it human-style?



Or master-style probably!

I realised I was dyslexic when I went to a toga party dressed as a goat.

lol

If the technology behind audio tape cassettes and CDs can be expanded to provide video (in the form of video cassettes and DVDs), then why couldn't the same be done with vinyl?

And here's your answer: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phonovision

im not even gonna look

lmao

If you fart and burp at the same time, would it make a vacuum in your tummy?

If you puke and poop at the same time, would your stomach cave in?

No ^^

Whats the most intersting thing about Scotland?