YES is the answer 2 the first one!

PMSL trust you Steph!

Why do we use soap on our hands when they are the dirtiest part of your body?

To get them clean !!!?? You worry me sometimes Dave lol

I worry myself sometimes mate

A mouse trap placed on top on of your alarm clock
will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep.

It surely would me m8!!!!!!!!!!
I might try it!
*Ouch!*

A humans mouth is dirtier than a dogs mouth!

All those who believe in psycho kinesis, raise my hand.

DRINKING THOUGHT.....

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on

LOL!

What's the point in the "F16" key on the keyboard...sorry just wondered.

think about this: a kiss contains over 2000 parasites.

If they sound cute on the phone . . . add two stone

A careless butcher's eye means a finger in the pie.

The best armour is to keep out of range.

Cream eggs are the most rapidly spreading chocolate in the world

Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called a cargo?

Very confusing

pmsl good point stella!

Is it true that cannibals won't eat clowns because they taste funny?

Would that mean clowns eat clowns then? then they would starve if they taste funny...

can blind ppl dream?

Good point poolcue.

Why do lions roar and cats miaow, but they are in the same family?

(pathetic attempt really)