when will idiot emo boys realise that hair covering your eyes and face is just stupid and that trousers and jeans are designed to be worn above the bottom!

Carrots!

to the power of = 64

when i die am going straight to hell!

if you lend someone £20 and you never see them again, it was probably worth it

what goes around comes around

If you parents never had children, chances are, you wont either.

Haha!!

do alcoholic babies need to be fed whisky daily?

Pmsl @ that!!


Things go wrong so that you appreciate them when they're right!

Sometimes, good things fall apart so that better things fall together!

Why not put some excitment between your legs and ride a horse

I love love

you will always miss 100% of the shots you never take

Good one^^

I play this too much.

Now that it's raining more then ever, you buy your own umbrella, ella, ella.

lol smithbi is that your contribution then?

edit - are you allowed to get them from the internet then heres sqeesys lol

http://www.great-quotes.com/funny_quotes.htm

Edited at 16:55 Wed 16/01/08 (GMT)

lol found this

Here's to a long life and a merry one
A quick death and an easy one
A pretty girl and an honest one
A cold beer and another one!

plud

All the alcoholic afternoons that we spent in your room, they meant more to me than any living thing on earth, that had more worth than any, living thing on earth, on earrrth, on earth, o-o-o-ho-ho-ho aw-haw-haw, etc

spodge

Some people are like slinkies
They dont have a purpose in life
But they still make you smile
When you push them down the stairs