If at first u dont succeed
try chewing it

Start the day with a Smile and get it over with

If your head hurts, stop doing math.

If they can put a Man on the Moon...why cant they put them all there??

lol you females would be bored if we were all on the moon. You would be begging for us to come back sooner rather than later.

We'd build our own makeshift rockets to get back to earth out of desperation before they got tired of it.

Do fish cough??

No Coffeeeeee no workeeeeeeee

If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, and always will be yours. If it never returns, it was never yours to begin with.

Love The Heart That Hurts You.....But Dont Hurt The Heart That Loves You



(I Read that somewhere )

Just when I was gettin used to yesterday ..along came today

If Olive Oil Comes from Olives....

Coconut Oil comes from Coconuts.....

What about Baby Oil????


(My Thoughts are really on something else..and i dnt mean to do with Oil)

Never go to bed mad..... Stay up and Fight!!!

If i pull the fire alarm at Uni on an exam day, i wonder if can get out of doing the horrible, evil exam..

melz got 2500 posts

and still comes to mind whenever flatulence is brought up. (see word association)

Thought..: I wonder if that's an insult eligible for a booting? Hmm..

Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population.

How can someone draw a blank?

is the glass half full or half empty...drink it and you won't have a problem

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3 football pitch size of the rainforest has been demolished