WHAT!?
Eve has a Aston Martin!?
I was given the choice out of a Fiat Punto or a Ford Ka!
Pft.
O and btw, the sauna is tiny, the gym consists of a squeeky stepper and a broken rowing machine and Blank cant clean toilets to save his life!

Are you sure you are going to the right place playerx? Halfway down the forum, past the garage, take a left at the members bar and its right in front of you! Our staff facilities are anything but small and crappy, top notch equiptment!

Playerx, count yourself lucky! i got offered a moped!

can someone get my pedal go kart out of there??
dr_lovepump confiscated it from me in members bar and i miss it soooo much!!!



Edited at 23:48 Mon 26/06/06 (BST)

Oh we have hours of fun on it, don't count on it!

its not pedal powered anymore mcquisition, we made a few modifications...

Hey MCQ, Stephy, i think we protest !! Not only do they have....Staff room (complete with broken but repaired family heir looms), they have a staff office, staff strip bar, staff gym, staff sauna.......they now have the right confiscate, AND modify ppl's go karts without permission!!
What do we get? erm..main chat room, funky blues,members room, a cold garage, and they boot us if we swear!!!!! LMAO!


(pssssssssst dont worry about ur go kart, Eve may let me have her car keys to clean it *wink*)

I have some bad news. One of the guys was out on a wild one and they totalled the souped up kart. We are investigating the incident and the current prime suspect is dr_luv, we believe he may have been entertaining some lady friends......

(lmao)

MCQ! You see that?? Dr Luuuuuuuurve has crashed your kart!! If i were you mate id demand to swop places for a week, see how he likes being stuck in a cold garage
(Oh he can impress the ladies with his karting skills, yet if his funky friends play him a game,all we get to see is his stinky mate Roger!.......Roger's a Raccoon btw!)

Found it!
Now thats what i call a gym!
Where the hell was i before then?
I did wonder why there was a 3 foot layer of dust everywhere....

shouldnt this be moved to general chat now?

i fink... as a loyal servant to funkypool i deserve a day pass to the staff office

OK THATS IT.

i want my go kart back
jsg, ill keep all the mods busy by streaking, you sneak in and grab it!

but shhhhh. between us kk?

Me sneak in??? Oh! but its smahed!! Dr Luuuuuuuuurve 's the culprit! Im tellin ya MCQ demand to swop places with him for a week! what gud is a smashed up go kart ??? lmao

We’ll soon be running a raffle for all members, the first prize being a one day pass which gives you access to all of the restricted staff rooms, including the staff therapist!

Send your payment details to 'ineedmoneyfromsomekindofscam.com', and the draw will be made sometime in the near future.

Cheers guys.

LMAO! Nice try pool, but wait a min......A Staff Therapist too???? oh this is just soooooooooooo unfair!!

No wonder you're always in the staff office pool_life

We can have our own party in the members bar JSG

Yea but they have A Gym, and a Sauna, and a Strip bar and....and......and.....god knows what else!! we stuck with the garage!!





(lmao)

awwwww Paula *hugs* we shud create our on gym in the members bar hehe

We have the funky blues club! a.k.a the stip bar

Can't believe none of you lot have ever knew this before and the garage, we shall transform this into the members gym!

The tournament room, hmmm we could always turn this into a sauna couldn't we!