That smell's my new aftershave, paid £30 for that!

Well if it doesn't impress the ladies it's worthless

*Sniffs*.......EW! Who's wearing Eu De Fish ..By Ralph Lauren?????? lmao

Ok, Let me in the gym and sauna, and I'll bring some nice smellies with me! Deal??
Come on! Me and Stephy need a date!!!

Nick, team, i have a confession to make.

It was me who broke the expensive vase in the corner of the staff room, and I’d like to take this opportunity to apologise in front of everybody.

I was having a couple of practice racks, and lets just say my golden break was more of a Porcelain break. The white ricocheted of the bottom cushion and smashed Nick's cherished family air loom into a thousand shiny pieces...

I now admit it wasn’t acceptable trying to place the suspicion squarely on the new recruits, and this is something I’m going to have to carry for the rest of my life.

Anyway, the moral of the story? Don't hit objects made from cast phenolic compounds anywhere in the vicinity of an expensive family treasure. If you find yourself doing so, make sure you have somebody to blame!

lol

pmsl! Pool, Id of blamed the smell of his aftershave!! It made you sneeze just as you were taking a shot!!! lmao..........

ooh nick. i can smell that from here...u sure thats aftershave...and not that other yellow liquid....if you get me

lmao

hey pool, did you wonder where the ashes came from when you smashed it?
poor nicks great great grandmother

lmao
aww

not funny, but is!

hmm, hope nick doesn't mind, if only you'd realised before you got the hoover out!!

okok, tomorrow i'll rake out the marigolds and my apron ok!?

Well...I wish you would doc. I need some help in here.

Want to be a mod? they said. Want a promotion? they said.

Okay' I say, then it's "clean those toilets out blank, go and get the pizza's in blank, and polish hairy_potter's boots when u get back."

Never volunteer for anything. Always remember that

LMAO! mmmmm Im beginning to wonder if i REALLY do want a mod to date just so i can use the staff Gym and Sauna after all!!!!!! What fun You lot must have!!

OMG! You Have A Staff strip bar!!!!!!!! jeeez and us members get a flippin Garage



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grrrrrr how mean off them all ey paula...we get a garage and they get all this its not fair...we demeand more!!!!!....or let us into them

I thought i had a date with Dr lovepump to get in........till he said he wud sneak me in with the rubbish!! pmsl! What? Am i trash now then hehe

A Strip Bar?!! who told you such things!??

You not online at the right times Dr!

Get in the staff office early hours UK time! The time difference works great for me

Justsumgirl having access to the garage has it's plus side, i may give you permission to drive my company car, an Aston Martin DB9

Wow!! Lets see, do i let Dr Love sneak me in with the rubbish, making me feel like trash??? or do i Stay in the garage with the hopes of driviing Eve's car that will make me feel fab??
*wonders if she stays in garage, and cleans Eve's car, would she be invited in that way.........thinks*

I'll stay in the Garage!!!! lol......An Aston Martin seems more appealling than a wheelie bin somehow Thanx Eve