I don't wanna be eaten, i like me just the way i am

A Staff Kitchen too?? Oh whats the world coming to?
At least i wont have to taste/eat guess_who ! Thats cos i cant.........I Have no date to gain entry to such facilities *sighs* Stephy at least u got ur date hun yayyyyy

(oh its Paula btw aka JSG! hehe)

PS:sorry to hear about ur go kart MCQ you need to do something about it mate!!!

Edited at 09:27 Wed 28/06/06 (BST)

my kart??? used to buy a plasma tv???? well i never...

why i ought to kick that door down with all guns blazing, like that bit out of the matrix

(guns........lots of guns)

my kart??? used to buy a plasma tv???? well i never...

why i ought to kick that door down with all guns blazing, like that bit out of the matrix

(guns........lots of guns)

erm, We don't have doors mcq, we have automated transportation machines to move us from room to room, but nice thought

Yep. U r going to have to kick down the automated transportation machine's instead.

Edited at 19:02 Wed 28/06/06 (BST)

damn!

ok,...im currently in the process of producing a machine which turns people into 1p coins...knowing any mod...they will pick it up a quick as they see it!!lol.

i will place myself just outside the automated transport machine. and will turn human again when im in the staff room...mwahahaha

theres a problem with that too mcquisition, we always throw our pennnys in the staff waterfountain...hope you can swim!

lmao...nooo
*goes to work on another invention to get into staff office*

do u still have my bbq in the staff garden cuz the weather is quite nice and i want to make myself a hotdog

lol

AHA ive made an invention where i turn into a pint of lager!!!!

ill sit myself outside the staff transportation thingy....then knowing any mod theyll probs drink it!!!

i will then take control of that mod hehe

sounds gd m8 but if u hat to pick one which one would u like to be sorry random question

One problem, You'll be surrounded by such a quantity of real alcohol you'll become highly intoxicated and then you won't remember the experience to tell everyone
-drunken smiley-

damn

*staggers off to create another invention*

Well MCQ? you thought of one yet? I havent forgot about gettin into this flippin Staff Gym and Sauna Heard u need a date tho

yea paula... IM SCREAMIN OUT FOR A DATE
maybe eve_ninall, or bunzarino.

or get a sex change and get nick to take me in lmao

You think a sex change will help you get in? What r u insinuating about Nick? They don't LIKE that sort of thing in Portsmouth you know!!

Oh...hang on...he lives in Thailand now doesn't he. Yeah good idea m8, go for it.

lmao..yer.
*blabs on about thai hookers and the like*

Hey Mcq I'll be your date love, pick me, pick me!!!!Eve is a boring date. She wont pay for anything and all she talks about is what to do incase of a fire, gets rather tedious after the first 10 hours

lmao!! maybe talking from experience here eh bunzee??

ooh this is a toughie...i dont know who to pick!!