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14:29 Mon 30 Jul 07 (BST)  [Link]  
Do you know why the baby Jesus wasn't born in England ??

They couldnt find 3 wise men

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15:31 Mon 30 Jul 07 (BST)  [Link]  
A shy, drunken, innocent young man walked up to a beautiful young blonde in a pub and said, "Do you mind if I ask you a personal question?"

"Yes I do," replied the beautiful blonde, "But go ahead, as I'm sure you're going to ask me anyway."

"OK," said the shy, drunken, innocent young man, "How many men have you slept with?"

"That's my business!" snapped the blonde.

"Oh, right!" said the bloke, "I didn't realize you made a living out of it!
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04:54 Tue 31 Jul 07 (BST)  [Link]  
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO Nice one mate
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05:30 Tue 31 Jul 07 (BST)  [Link]  
Woman gets naked & asks her hubby " What turns you on more, my pretty face or my sexy body"?
Hubby looks her up and down and says "Your bloody sense of humour"
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12:59 Tue 31 Jul 07 (BST)  [Link]  
stellaman said:
Paddy was messing about with a woman in his car and the woman said "kiss me where its wet" so he started his car and drove her to Gloucester !!



Heh heh............
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14:14 Tue 31 Jul 07 (BST)  [Link]  
stellaman said:
Woman gets naked & asks her hubby " What turns you on more, my pretty face or my sexy body"?
Hubby looks her up and down and says "Your bloody sense of humour"


pmsl love it
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